TheMonotonePuppet
A Puppet Colored by Medication
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Here at Puppet Inc., we have the best products for inciting the desired feeling for our customers. One such popular feeling is body horror, a niche that is rarely commodified, but we are perfectly willing to meet our customers' needs.
We have the @Rhaps line, whereby through a combination of stasis to ensure you live through the rough removals of sizeable chunks of your body and nanites deftly switching out veins for exposed tubes and wires, we can meet your out-of-the-box cyborg desires. Chainsaws, electric cables, and more, we are capable of committing to the beautiful androgyny of the robotic.
Of course, we cannot forget the ever-popular patchwork designs of the Monotone Puppet. Stitch and sew various body parts together, or hack yourself apart! And then sew yourself together again! For all cultists of the Stars, we offer all of their modifications free of charge, for we are a homegrown company with a strong faith, just like you. Anything from needle-shaped pupils to HUNGER-colored skin, whatever you wish for, we have it.
Though easy to, we are here to ensure you don't forget about our unique candy and fabric aesthetic, the @Reinaislost line. An array of blue-green hues that blend together in gorgeous combination are contained in the fabric designing kits we can hide under your spun-sugar skin and candy-cane hair. Channel your inner House of the Witch of Hansel and Gretel, and become candy, only living!
And for the end of this selection for your viewing pleasure, we have started to roll out the fascinating @Succubiome body horror to much acclaim. Wag a tail on top of your head like an anime antennae, wag rows of tails along your arms like crab legs, and sniff people with wet dog noses on your fingers. Breathe in deeply, all of those smells traveling up the airways of your fingers.
"A strange posterboard found stuffed into an Among Us-shaped mailbox plunked on @PeacefulMyst's lawn, a person on a different continent from the first advertisement of this nonexistent company," reporters say. "Perhaps it is a copycat of the original prank. Click this link for the prior history of this hoax: https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/an-advertisement-of-puppet-inc.15082/"
We have the @Rhaps line, whereby through a combination of stasis to ensure you live through the rough removals of sizeable chunks of your body and nanites deftly switching out veins for exposed tubes and wires, we can meet your out-of-the-box cyborg desires. Chainsaws, electric cables, and more, we are capable of committing to the beautiful androgyny of the robotic.
Of course, we cannot forget the ever-popular patchwork designs of the Monotone Puppet. Stitch and sew various body parts together, or hack yourself apart! And then sew yourself together again! For all cultists of the Stars, we offer all of their modifications free of charge, for we are a homegrown company with a strong faith, just like you. Anything from needle-shaped pupils to HUNGER-colored skin, whatever you wish for, we have it.
Though easy to, we are here to ensure you don't forget about our unique candy and fabric aesthetic, the @Reinaislost line. An array of blue-green hues that blend together in gorgeous combination are contained in the fabric designing kits we can hide under your spun-sugar skin and candy-cane hair. Channel your inner House of the Witch of Hansel and Gretel, and become candy, only living!
And for the end of this selection for your viewing pleasure, we have started to roll out the fascinating @Succubiome body horror to much acclaim. Wag a tail on top of your head like an anime antennae, wag rows of tails along your arms like crab legs, and sniff people with wet dog noses on your fingers. Breathe in deeply, all of those smells traveling up the airways of your fingers.
"A strange posterboard found stuffed into an Among Us-shaped mailbox plunked on @PeacefulMyst's lawn, a person on a different continent from the first advertisement of this nonexistent company," reporters say. "Perhaps it is a copycat of the original prank. Click this link for the prior history of this hoax: https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/an-advertisement-of-puppet-inc.15082/"
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