SELECTION TO BE MY WITCH OWNER

[Hsinat]

Applications open: Be my Witch Owner.
Must provide: snacks, hexes on request, and questionable life advice.
I offer: dramatic flair, mild possession tendencies, and loyalty. Sometimes.

Submit your resumes here!

 

[SRB]

Damn, gotta write one when I'm home.

 

[Hsinat]

Damn, gotta write one when I'm home.

YOU BETTER

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I will resume to keep you in my hoard.

My kobolds serve me and my hoardlings well.
I may not have hexes per say, but people definitely regret bothering me. ? ?

 

[Hsinat]

I will resume to keep you in my hoard.

My kobolds serve me and my hoardlings well.
I may not have hexes per say, but people definitely regret bothering me. ? ?

that means shared ownerships.

People scared of you cuz u burn them, eyyy! ARSON ROCKS!

 

[RepresentingWrath]

@TemporallyHuman Won't be able to be your owner, as they already have @BernKatstel

 

[Hsinat]

no issues! I have more applicants

 

[ElijahRyne]

Applications open: Be my Witch Owner.
Must provide: snacks, hexes on request, and questionable life advice.
I offer: dramatic flair, mild possession tendencies, and loyalty. Sometimes.

Submit your resumes here!

I am the lead researcher on 643 different research bases throughout the void sea, mostly researching how planes and intelligence interact. My specialty lies on making the real fake, and the fake real. I am willing to accept you as an alchemy apprentice, only if you allow the implementation of a dream transponder. As for hexes, I can curse others, although that isn’t my specialty.

 

[Fairemont]

Would a witch actually submit a resume or just, you know...

*Throws out a trail of delicious candy.*

Use temptation?

 

[FieryLou]

Can someone vouch for that cat? I fear getting robbed. Offer seems too good to be true.

 

[Rezcore]

I have enough cats. Though I'm not a witch.

 

[JayMark]

I'm a nobody. I don't think I can be an owner.

But I wish you luck in finding a great witch.

 

[Navillus]

This development is most interesting-nya~

 

[SRB]

Applications open: Be my Witch Owner.
Must provide: snacks, hexes on request, and questionable life advice.
I offer: dramatic flair, mild possession tendencies, and loyalty. Sometimes.

Submit your resumes here!

I am an Eldritch Abomination made of limbs, so I can be considered a Witch. If your enemies annoy you, I can curse them to hit their toes on every corner they pass by, cut their fingers every time they try to peel a potato and many more annoying or dangerous things. There is enough snaks, boxes and space in my house for a cat to explore. As for the life advice... I'm Russian, we live questionable lives full of strange life advices.

Example: if you get stopped by any gopnik, you should try to become their friend. If that fails, you can always say that you've been already robbed a couple of blocks "that-a-way" so their attention goes elsewhere.

 

[Aaqil]

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

This seems more like application to taking care of a cat lol.

 

[Hoshino]

I am a depressed fallen angel. I can provide snaks. Also, there is no need for hexes as my existences is enough. As for questionable life advices. No comment-nya

 

[ThrillingHuman]

No

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Applications open: Be my Witch Owner.
Must provide: snacks, hexes on request, and questionable life advice.
I offer: dramatic flair, mild possession tendencies, and loyalty. Sometimes.

Submit your resumes here!

*catnaps you*

 

[Alski]

I have enough cats. Though I'm not a witch.

The fact that you still have time to post and read means you don't have enough cats.