Secrets of the one above game

[JayMark]

The one above me is Brandon Sanderson incognito.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The one above me is a secret cannibal.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me is a secret cannibal.

I would never!

The one above me eats steak and blames me.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I would never!

The one above me eats steak and blames me.

The one above me is the metaphysical manifestation of beef consumption made human/bull. Every action they make results in cannibalism.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

The one above failed to become The Pokémon Master.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above became the digimon master.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me is the original model for the Starbucks logo.

 

[LightHikari]

The one above me used to be a bullish kinda person, but then she changed genders. Now she's a holy cow. Holy cow!

 

[JayMark]

The one above me used to be a bullish kinda person, but then she changed genders. Now she's a holy cow. Holy cow!

The person above me made me mad and now I have to change into an actual cow to get revenge.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The person above me made me mad and now I have to change into an actual cow to get revenge.

The one above me once got a DUI while driving a forklift.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The one above me thinks with the voice of Professor Leskinen, of the Steins;Gate 0 VN, as their internal narrator.

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

The one above me thinks in the voice of Jar-Jar Binks as their internal narrator

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

The one above me rides a pogo stick to work

 

[ElijahRyne]

The one above me loves staring into the sun. They claim that it gives a stronger high than any drug or combination of drugs.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me once slapped a celebrity with a pork chop.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me once used his sword on a celebrity, the sword broke.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me played the Stanely Parable for 5 hours without getting a single ending.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The one above me secretly does a cartwheel before they cross any door or entryway. Don’t get me wrong, they don’t cartwheel through the entrance/door, no, they cartwheel before crossing.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me doesn't know that I did all my cartwheels in the womb so that I'd have a stockpile to last until I was about eighty years old.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me moos even when he's in the form of another animal because he doesn't know what the fox says either.