The one above me has a crush on beef-chan but refuses to admit it — Nya.The one above me is actually a catgitl who turned into a cowfolk, but refuses to leave the past behind
The one above me is so bad at swordplay that his clan insists he carry around a gun instead. He, however, rejects the idea.The one above me has ten different forms, but all of them are worse then their base form.
(Well, this is the most unexpected ship of the forums.)The one above me IS that dog.