Secrets of the one above game

[LeilaniOtter]

(It worked though. Ticket free)



The one above me is secretly a foreign spy sent to steal the recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Actually...hehe...my family's phones were tapped in the 1970s because we were suspected of being Communists. *^^*

 

[Anonjohn20]

Actually...hehe...my family's phones were tapped in the 1970s because we were suspected of being Communists. *^^*

(Now that the Cold War is over, were the investigators right?)

The one above me can secretly count to really high numbers if given enough time.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me can count to four, if given a few hours.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me can count to four, if given a few hours.

(My hands can only hold 1 pen; anything else is unnecesary)

The one above me had his sword confiscated by his sensei, so he walks around with a fake one to save face.

 

[LeilaniOtter]

(Now that the Cold War is over, were the investigators right?)

No, the 70s were a time of the Red Scare Part 2, and they were concerned because my boyfriend at the time was a founding member of a socialist organization. =P

 

[Anonjohn20]

my boyfriend at the time was a founding member of a socialist organization.

(OMG, they were right! LOL JK)

The aquatic animal above me spread socialism to all kinds of underwater civilizations.

 

[Hoshino]

The one above me is actually a femboy — Nya.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me is actually a femboy — Nya.

(anything to please the futas)

The one above me has broken into retirement homes for reasons he will not disclose on multiple occasions.

 

[Hoshino]

The one above me enjoys getting penetrated — Nya.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me probably penetrates cats, tragically.

 

[Hoshino]

The one above me has a cat fetish — Nya.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me has a cat fetish — Nya.

(What a dangerous thing to say when you have a cat PFP. LOL)

The one above me can't even cook a bowl of cereal.

 

[Hoshino]

(What a dangerous thing to say when you have a cat PFP. LOL)

The one above me can't even cook a bowl of cereal.

The one above me only knows how to cook with ketchup — Nya.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me is secretly in love with us all.

 

[Hoshino]

The one above me is secretly in love with us all.

(There's no way, y-you baka )

The one above me has platonic crush on Kiuisuke Kenzaki — Nya.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me only said that because they don't want a rival in there romantic crush of Kiuisuke Kenzaki.

 

[Hoshino]

The one above me doesn't know who Kiuisuke Kenzaki is — Nya.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me is actively genociding the tuna population.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me writes Harry Potter, Pokemon, and Naruto fanfiction but all the characters are futa.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me writes... fanfiction

(My reputation was already low enough, LOL)

The one above me sends kids to the slaughterhouse to reduce the amount he has to pay in child support.