Secrets of the one above game

[JayMark]

The one above me is the cult leader.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me once tasted beef and got mad that his kind is so irresistibly tasty.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me speaks foul loathsome lies in that statement! I would never! Moooooooooooo!

 

[Anonjohn20]

I would never!

The one above me would never get mad at tasting delicious beef; he's actually quite happy when he does so.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me wants to get gored by a bull.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me wants to get gored by a bull.

(a futa bull? OwO)

The one above me often pushes doors that say "pull" and pulls doors that say "push."

 

[Hoshino]

The above me mistakes gore for whore, and has a "whore" fetish — Nya.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me buys oil, dyes it, and vandalizes dinosaur fossils by painting them with their liquefied brethren.

 

[Hoshino]

The one above me is sexually sensitive — Nya

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me is in a secret conspiracy with the one below me to ruin the credit score of anyone who pours milk in the bowl before the cereal.

 

[pangmida]

The one above me pours milk before cereal. ?

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

The one above me pours petrol on their cereal

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me pours milk into their car's fuel tank.

 

[Worthy39]

The one above me pours cats into their cereal bowl's fuel tank.

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

The one above me breaks into people's homes, and replaces their cats with boxes of cereal.

 

[JayMark]

The one above me keeps a gnome trapped in a jar on a desk and harvests his beard for knitting wool while only feeding it cereal.

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me keeps a gnome trapped in a jar on a desk and harvests his beard for knitting wool while only feeding it cereal.

The one above me supplied the gnome for the person above him to enslave.

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

The one above me stole my gnome's cereal. He's been so upset - he won't come out of his little jar!

 

[Anonjohn20]

The one above me stole my gnome's cereal. He's been so upset - he won't come out of his little jar!

The one above me wanted to feed expired, moldy cereal to her gnome. I went to get some good cereal.

 

[JayMark]

The one above: By 'good cereal' he means expired bran flakes bought from an estate sale. *they aren't moldy because literally nothing wants to eat them.