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[Navillus]

As well as a several catgirls who are catnip enthusiasts.

 

[JayMark]

And one creepy old overweight man who kept rubbing his hands together while staring at the catgirls, "ugghh heheheh ughhh catgirls."

 

[Ruti]

Too bad he has to stay 3 feet away, as every and all cat girl in existence has a restraining order on him

 

[Anonjohn20]

The gnomes did not invite the leprechauns.

 

[JayMark]

This made the leprechauns very angry, so they hatched a plot to raid the party.

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 31! Link: SHWAS

 

[Navillus]

They schedule the raid for 5:55pm… unfortunately they were in the dark side of the Moon and had no clue what time it was and to make things worse, the commander for God forgot all the clocks.

 

[Anonjohn20]

So they got distracted reading the earlier chapters of SHWAS.

 

[Navillus]

For days they read until they reached the latest chapter and then they knew it was time to raid!

 

[ElijahRyne]

A surging tide of dirt and stone enveloped them.

 

[JayMark]

A buff leprechaun named Tulip punched the stones and dirt aside with his steel fists.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Only to realize that the stones and dirt were highly radioactive. Tulip realized this raid’s first hurdle would be the inhospitable and actively malicious environment. It then began raining ceasium.

 

[JayMark]

Luckily leprechauns are immune to all forms of radioactivity.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Unfortunately, Tulip was a mutated leprechaun who wasn't immune, so this 'leprechaun' died quickly and no longer is part of the story.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The leprechaun’s jovial mood started to fade. This is no longer any simple raid, it will be war.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Except the Leprechaun was dead, and had no mood.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The group of leprechauns looked down at their fallen comrade, and wept. The gnomes will pay for this, Tulip was at least worth 15 pots of gold in their hearts.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Then as if by fate, a large meteor fell on them wiping out all the gnomes and leprechauns with absolute zero survivors so they would no longer be a part of the story as well.

 

[ElijahRyne]

For aliens will now be the ones doing the raiding.

 

[JayMark]

And then, smugly satisfied at his acts of genocide, the question mark god of rules stopped hiding his profile.