Almost heaven, Ground Beef Burger,
Chopped Steak Mountains, Pork Rinds In The River.
Beef is old there, older than my knees,
Younger than Walmart Beef, siitn' to guard sneeze
*Ground Beef Roads, take my gnome
to the place, he belongs,
Ground Beef Burger, lettuce momma.
Take him home, Ground Beef roads.
All my gnomes they gathered 'round it.
Lettuce lady, no lack of beef order.
Hot and fatty, cooked from our new grill.
Beefy taste of ground round,
Saliva in my mouth.
*Ground Beef Roads, take my gnome
to the place, he belongs,
Ground Beef Burger, lettuce momma.
Take him home, Ground Beef roads.
I sniff the beef, in the mornin' hour it calls me.
The smell reminds me of something dead today.
And walkin' down the road I get a feelin'
that gnome should have eaten yesterday, gotta pay.
*Ground Beef Roads, take my gnome
to the place, he belongs,
Ground Beef Burger, lettuce momma.
Take him home, Ground Beef roads.
Take my gnome, Ground Beef Road.
Take my gnome, Ground Beef Road.