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Meanwhile Suls was having an in-depth conversation about squirrels and why the emergency escape teleporter mistaking so long to boot up with Arthur, Wiseman Elijah and a certain cool doggirl whilst they listened to some classical music back at the research base #1 on Uranus.
 

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Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie was stung by the centipede’s toxicognaths and was paralyzed, they turned into a cockroach to attempt to escape, but could no longer sense the centipede before being stung once more and then being eaten. Albert shook his head, it is well known that when cows shapeshift into cockroaches they lose the ability to sense centipedes in any way, they attract every centipede in 2 trillion miles, and become incredibly vulnerable to the venom of centipedes.
 

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The two unicorns now had Albert all to themselves and they began to kiss his face with the tips of their horns, which caused scratches because they are very sharp, "Albeeeeeeert!" they exclaimed in unison as they rode unicycles while wearing university unitards, "Oh, Albeeeeeeeeeert!"
 

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And his soul boarded the post-Soviet bus, PAZ‑32051 medium‑capacity bus, made in 1989 at the Pavlovo Bus Factory and running well into the early 2000s, this compact bruiser was the go-to for villages, cramped city streets, and anywhere larger buses feared to tread. At just 7 meters long but still able to stuff in 59 passengers (give or take a chicken or two), it was essentially a metal loaf of bread on wheels—dense, functional, and vaguely warm from engine heat leaking into the cabin. Albert waited for his stop to arrive.
 

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Suddenly just after just as the sentient door sister named Yuki completely entered the bus her door knob turned and the door opened and Suls walked through as the door closed behind her Suls then looked around confused and said “This definitely doesn’t look like the bathroom-nyah.” before shrugging and with a snap of her fingers the sentence door returned to her natural state as a high school girl… if you ignore the that she also turned into a rainbow catgirl… Yuki suddenly felt she had become something greater than human and now really wanted to take a nap.
 

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Unbeknownst to Albert, his unfortunate little sister had a long story to tell because upon becoming a door, she had been isekaid into a webnovel called 'I was turned into a door and sent into an isekai fantasy world with a door system because my older brother wanted to browse Smuthub instead of making me lunch' , a webnovel that failed spectacurly because she became a cleaning closet door in an abandoned dungeon that no one ever visited, so nothing happened; therefore, once Tempokai roasted the novel, the author rage quit by having goblins burn down the dungeon and thus burning her alive; However, the appearance of Suls and the kindness of being changed back to human made Yuki cry tears of joy and go to hug Suls only to have a giant roach yeet her out the window.
 

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“Nyaaaah nyot again!!!!!” Yuki yowled as flew out the window as Suls briefly wondered how long it would take the girl to realize she was now a rainbow catgirl demigod instead of a human before calmly observing the new passenger thinking they felt familiar meanwhile Albert realized he was sitting next to Arthur and hadn’t even realize his sister was there at one point.
 

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The giant roast wore a butler suit as it silently served them all Jasmine tea in tiny tea cups from a fine porcelain teapot.
 

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Suls was now happily sipping her tea whilst observing Albert and Arthur as something about how they were looking at each other was vaguely concerning they weren’t speaking a word just unblinkingly looking into eachother‘s eyes.
 

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Suls was now happily sipping her tea whilst observing Albert and Arthur as something about how they were looking at each other was vaguely concerning they weren’t speaking a word just unblinkingly looking into eachother‘s eyes.
And just like that, everyone knew what time it was; it was BL time!
 

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The bus driver turns around confused at the chaos happening in his bus (Not at all confused about being in another dimension) and then shrugs turning around to continue driving, "Eh," he says, "I've seen worse in Chicago..." He then looks at his map and calls out "Next stop some random dudes house in Nevada!"
 

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Behind the bus was a horde of centipedes, they were somehow keeping up. The cockroachcow didn’t realize that they were in great danger.
 

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The bus driver looks in the rear view mirror and sighs. “Hold on to something” he says and presses a complex sequence of buttons. The bus lurches and vibrates like a head massager. Then bulky limbs unfold from beneath the bus, the bus stretches and stands up right. Then the bus cracks its knuckles and unfurls massive mech wings and it launches into the air speeding back toward earth.
 

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The roach removed its suit to reveal it was actually a centipede too and it started singing and dancing:

"I am a centipede
I am the champion
No one else in the universe keeps pace
You'll never find someone quite so enchanting
While I'm here there's just no second place";


then it exploded to splatter invisible little centipede eggs all over everywhere, in the universe, which made the pink and blue unicorns sitting behind Albert and Arthur clap their hooves; though Albert and Arthur were too busy kissing and Suls was too busy watching them kiss to even notice anything else.
 
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The mecha bus approached earth then blasted toward Nevada. “Approaching our destination,” the bus driver says in a bored tone, “put the bus fare in the box beside you and prepare for ejection… I hope you can fly” with that he waits a few moments for the passengers to pay then presses a big red button to eject them from the bus over the random dudes house in Nevada.
 

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As the bus driver was pushing the ejection button Suls moved with indescribable speed and snatched the bus driver’s nose as the group were unceremoniously ejected into Jeremy the grandmaster fisherman’s house Suls looked at the bus driver with a smug grin before landing directly into Jeremy’s jacuzzi full of piranhas… Arthur and Albert landed directly onto the bed in the guestroom continuing to make out with gusto… meanwhile Yuki, Albert’s now rainbow demigod catgirl sister was making sushi in the kitchen.
 
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