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[LeilaniOtter]

His Minecraft bout ended an hour later with a resounding win for the sister. He tossed the controller away angrily. "Stupid Creeper!" he growled and picked up his nearby smartphone. "How about a pizza, Cheryl? Mom and Dad won't be back for a few more hours yet."

 

[Navillus]

Little did they know mom and dad went to get milk and cigarettes.

 

[BreadIsACuisine]

A timid bread explains in an unhearable voice about the current situation and happentence in the universe.

"Albert... who is that? He is the current chosen one (toy) of the primordial gods they have existed and will continue to do so till the end SmutHub."

The fluffy round turns the page to next life as if reading a monotonous folklore

"CIGGERATES they call themselves affiliated with MILK one the strongest member of the SMARTPHONE coilliosion..."

"There have been many such organisations and entities hunting for the merciful Gods that eludes all senses... They choose a champion once in millennia relative to their time.... They create destroy and mitigate any damage to their choses one but also found ways to implicate the poor fools..."

"Sometimes they even fight eachother in a ways of Creative Domination... Eggs are their favourite meal but they are hunter for that sweet juicy beaf."

[So how should we deal with them?] Said the floating blue screen situated in the Void of Books, as he was the master behind Sectorial Multispecies Association for Relations, Treaty Enforcement, Protection, and Holistic Orchestration of Neighboring Entities better known as SMARTPHONE.

They been hidden for sometime from the chaotic Wraith Of The Merciful Gods... But today—today they made a mistake of bringing their case to a timid, scared and introverted bread who also happens to be one of the old ones although not as ancient as suls.

This bread urges not to include thys mistake.

MILK (Human-only faction within SMARTPHONE):- Mankind's Initiative for Lawful Kinship

CIGARETTES (MILK’s Special Ops Division) Covert Intervention for Galactic Activity Response and Enforcement Team for Tactical Elimination and Subjugation

 

[JayMark]

And so that was a thing that happened, happeningly.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Act 1
Scene1
Characters: Jerry, a man in a green suit, and DERRY, Bread, Suls, JayMark, ElijahRyne, and various other spectators.
Setting: Jerry’s room, and a movie theater.
Summary: Jerry, after playing Minecraft for awhile, hears someone in his room tell him that his mom and dad went to buy milk and cigarettes. At this time we cut to a theater where the scene with Jerry and his room was paused on the movie screen. A loaf of bread begins to speak. They describe how they will be challenging the other gods on behalf of their patron, they have read the sacred documents and will be making their first move now. The movie unpauses and Jerry looks around his room to see who was talking about his parents. There he sees a man in a green suit. The man has a weird loaf of bread on his head. A loaf of bread with a face. The bread speaks, calling itself DERRY and inviting Jerry to join them in the quest for the truth behind this world.

Jerry: How about a pizza, Cheryl? Mom and Dad won't be back for a few more hours yet.
DERRY: YOUR PARENTS HAVE GONE TO BUY MILK AND CIGARETTES, THEY WILL NOT BE RETURNING.

(At this moment we hear a click, and a murmuring. We are now in a movie theater, the movie has been paused and the movie was showing the scene we were watching. We hear footsteps as a floating loaf of bread flings open a door to the theater room, the bread was carrying a book.)

Bread: Elder Gods, I have come to challenge you. I will reveal your secrets, thus removing your power over the world you are manipulating. That was the task given to me by my patron god, and I will see it fulfilled!
(The crowed in the theater seamed to be confused. No one spoke.)

Bread: Your silence is deafening. I guess I must show you through action. The sacred scriptures were right, I will make the first move then.

(We hear another click, and are back in Jerry’s room. Jerry is looking for the one who just talked to him. He turns around and sees a man in a green suit. On the man’s head was a loaf of bread. The loaf of bread had a face.)

DERRY: CHILD OF MAN, IT IS I DERRY THE GREATEST DETECTIVE EVER TO RISE. TODAY I AM HERE TO INVITE YOU TO THE DIVINE GAME. THE INVITATION HAS BEEN SENT AND ATTENDANCE IS NOW MANDATORY. YOU WILL NOW JOIN ME IN MY QUEST TO UNVAIL THE SECRETS OF THE WORLD AND THE WEAKNESSES OF THE GODS!!

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 37! Link: SHWAS

 

[JayMark]

Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie put on his suit. He stood upright, in the style of bipeds, and flexed his hooves. He set a suit case on the table next to the bread. He snorted. A thick, moist burst of hot air shot from his nostrils.

He looks up and shudders at the green suit.

"Ah Derry, we meet again," Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie flicked open the suit case.

It was full of yeast packets.

"Will this keep you quiet? I want you to think really hard. I'm not particularly a fan of baked goods; however, my friends here love a good loaf. So let me ask you one more time. Will this keep you quiet?"

 

[ElijahRyne]

“NO.” DERRY whispered.

 

[JayMark]

"Are you sure about that?" Mogg-dell Beef Ear whispered back.

 

[ElijahRyne]

“YES.”

 

[JayMark]

"Are you sure that you're sure that they are sure that you are sure about that?" Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie whispered.

 

[ElijahRyne]

“YES.”

 

[JayMark]

"Is that a yes I'm not sure about this, or a yes I'm sure that I'm not sure about this?" Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie whispered.

 

[ElijahRyne]

“THIS IS HOW I TALK VOICE IN MY HEAD! NOW BE QUIET!” DERRY said.

 

[JayMark]

"They're waiting for you Derry, in the test chamber," Mogg-Dell whispered.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Jerry decided that he knew who the killer was.

”The Killer of my parents is Chloe. She went on a shopping trip with them, and then either on the drive there or the one back, she killed them and disposed of them in a prepared area. I didn’t notice her leaving or coming home because I was too enthralled in playing Minecraft.“ Jerry accused before pointing at DERRY. “I dare you to deny that in red. A statement in red cannot be a lie, I doubt you can weasel yourself out of this one!”

 

[JayMark]

Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie stepped back among the other elder gods, shed his suit, and made himself scarce. The packets of yeast remained on the table. His job here was done.

 

[ElijahRyne]

“HAHAHAHA! A MORTAL THINKS HE CAN GO TOE TO TOE WITH THE GREAT DERRY? FINE I WILL DENY YOUR ACCUSATION. YOUR PARENTS DIED IN THIS HOUSE, AND THEY ARE STILL IN THIS HOUSE. ALSO, CHLOE DOESN’T KNOW THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD. SO THEN JERRY WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?”

 

[Joeyb0ii]

hello?

 

[ElijahRyne]

Hellooo?