Scribblehub Writes a Story

[Navillus]

Suls proudly declares “Albert my friend this isn’t a punishment~ it’s merely a proper welcome from us on the hub… after all your nyow truly one of us-nya~” Albert now in in despair howled “NOOOoooOoOOoOo!!!!!!!” and the crustacean named Keon’s countdown was now at 287.

 

[JayMark]

Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie appeared from a mysterious purple and blue swirling portal to give the chaotic cat girl headpats while glaring at Albert jealously; then it promptly vanished with a victorian style arm chair standing where the flying bull had been and the crustacean named Keon's sister sat on said chair, she was none other than Big Prawnis, the anti-futa shrimp! ? Meanwhile the crustacean named Keon'scount was at 250.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Albert cried, no wailed, in fright as Keon’s countdown was at 143.

 

[Joeyb0ii]

(@Joeyb0ii also are you going to create a glossary or something with all the usernames of the people who helped and maybe the characters that show up enough in this chaos fueled story-nya?)

yea

 

[Navillus]

(The post before this got deleted… so imma add one I recall it was so this makes more sense it isn’t exact but whatever-nya~)

“Cut” the director said with a smile “dinners on me.”

Suls hearing this so-called director interrupt the chaos was now annoyed “Hisss!!!!!” all her fur spiked up as she pointed at the interloper and turned him into a many eyed tentacle monster before leaving with a huff though the purple portal Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie created.

 

[Edenc2708]

“And… cut!”
“Good job, everyone! Dinner’s on me tonight.”
The director’s voice rang out, full of praise. We had done a great job. But before anyone could move, the same words echoed again.
“And… cut! Good job, everyone!”
Albert froze. He realized he was trapped in an endless loop, like something out of a twisted inception. A chill ran through him. His gut told him something was very wrong.

 

[Edenc2708]

(The post before this got deleted… so imma add one I recall it was so this makes more sense it isn’t exact but whatever-nya~)

“Cut” the director said with a smile “dinners on me.”

Suls hearing this so-called director interrupt the chaos was now annoyed “Hisss!!!!!” all her fur spiked up as she pointed at the interloper and turned him into a many eyed tentacle monster before leaving with a huff though the purple portal Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie created.

Sorry i deleted it since i thought about something fun and edited it again.

 

[Navillus]

Sorry i deleted again since i thought about something fun and edited it again.

(It’s fine-nya~)

Suls peeks her head back out the portal ‘How dare you turn back into a human’ she thought as she snapped her fingers this time making sure every interaction of the so-called director turns into a many eyed tentacle monster and the crustacean named Keon’s now counting in sync with his sister Big Prawnis, the anti-futa shrimp and the count was now 100.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Albert began to fall, through his bed through, the ground, yet the director’s “And cut… And cut… And cut” echoed infinitely throughout his head, the crustacean followed him, “15, 14, …, 10, 9”, Albert passed through a body of water as the ground became hotter and hotter, “6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and now it is time”, Albert was encompassed in a blinding glow and inextinguishable heat.

 

[Navillus]

Suls seeing Albert’s predicament pulled out some popcorn and started laughing maniacally “Nyhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahabahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!” and Albert was quickly becoming something new.

 

[Edenc2708]

Albert have evolved or devolved become a literal cabbage.

 

[Edenc2708]

And then a vegetarian monk saw Albert.

 

[VertisGuguChalimoth]

Due to his current form, Albert could no longer visually perceive his surroundings. Yet, he could sense a ravenous gaze upon him.

 

[Edenc2708]

So the monk approached Albert but then froze.
One sniff, and he recoiled like he’d inhaled toxic waste.
“Damn,” he muttered. “You smell worse than me and I haven’t bathed in years.”
He took a step back, face grim.
“Never mind. Guess this cabbage isn’t edible after all. I’ll just eat meat today.”

 

[ElijahRyne]

“Ohhhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” Keon asked Albert’s cabbage form “Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!” Albert didn’t hear the crustacean, but could feel that something was about to happen.

 

[ElijahRyne]

yea

(When is the next chapter(s) coming out? Don’t add this to the story.)

 

[JayMark]

And then, the cabbage sprouted the face of a baby, which grew up into cabbage patch kid, but this was a problem because a horde of angry 80's moms were heading this way to Christmas shop and he was the last cabbage patch kid.

 

[StoneInky]

Albert's eye widened in surprise and fright. He tried to run, but the horde was coming after him. When would this madness ever end?

He heard a voice.

"Onii-chan... I told you not to browse there, didn't I? This is your punishment! Behave better next time.~♡"

But nobody was there.

 

[Edenc2708]

Albert's mind cracked.
Without delay, forbidden memories surged forth—screenshots, tabs, thumbnails best left buried.
His thoughts spun in ecstasy. He was drowning in his own browser cache.

And then…
As if to mirror his mental breakdown or his unholy euphoria...
One part of the cabbage… actually started growing a pimple.

 

[Deleted member 192215]

As Albert suddenly wakes up with his breathing slightly going fast. He looked at many things in his bedroom, everything was normal. His PC wasn't turned on like he was in the dream.

It gives him sigh of relief. There was many crazy things in his dream. A crazy blond cat girl, who declared herself a primordial being in Scribble Hub Forums. Another one, who is a cool-lookin' sexy cow named Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.

Few final people that he saw is an Question mark FBI Agent, A guy named Arthur from a grocery store, and Pimple Cabbage.

He use touch his forehead with his right hand. Feeling a lot of sweat on his forehead.
"What the hell is going on?"

Albert leave his bedroom, go down to the first floor of his house, and went into his dining room.

In the dining room. He takes a small sip of cold water from his fridge. As he turns around. The character inside from his dream are real.They are currently lying on the floor of his dining room, either sleeping or got knocked unconsciousness.

He drop the glass from his hand onto the floor from his own surprised and shocked at the same time.