Roll The En-chan Gacha Final Round (1/1)

[AnonUnlimited]

Gacha Response: This machine supports internal monologues.

Anon2021 Response: Bleh + ?
Anon2023 Response: Bleh + ?‍

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Anon2021 Response: Bleh + ?
Anon2023 Response: Bleh + ?‍

Gacha Response: This machine *likes* this.

 

[Corty]

I am here to troll the others and enter a second time.

Bleh

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I am here to troll the others and enter a second time.

Bleh

Gacha Response: Ha. Ha. Ha. This machine *laughs* at this.

 

[Corty]

Gacha Machine: Ha. Ha. Ha. This machine *laughs* at this.

Is there a phone number on this thing to call? I need vampy-support.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Is there a phone number on this thing to call? I need vampy-support.

Gacha Response: This machine gives the number of vampy support 1-800-333-Bleh

 

[Corty]

Gacha Response: This machine gives the number of vampy support 1-800-333-Bleh

It just plays gothic ambient music and nobody is picking up.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

It just plays gothic ambient music and nobody is picking up.

Random Support New-Blood Number 1: "Yes, blehlo? You have reached Vampy Support at En-chan Inc. How may I be of service to your blehness?"

 

[Iamnotabot]

Ehem.

BLEH ??‍

I want a hoodie

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Ehem.

BLEH ??‍

Gacha Response: Unsuccessful Entry Detected By User @Iamnotabot

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Anon2022 Response: This looks like fun, but I never existed.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Anon2022 Response: This looks like fun, but I never existed.

Gacha Response:

 

[Iamnotabot]

I want a hoodie

Bleh

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I want a hoodie

Bleh

Gacha Response: Unsuccessful Entry Detected By User @Iamnotabot

 

[Corty]

Random Support New-Blood Number 1: "Yes, blehlo? You have reached Vampy Support at En-chan Inc. How may I be of service to your blehness?"

Ciao. It's a me, Corty-o, me scuzi for calling so early! ? A-gacha copy of our molto bene Duce giving mi mamma mia response instead of-a accepting mi second brib-e for trolling-a da rest-o. ? No pasta di tomato sauce, how can this happen-o??

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Ciao. It's a me, Corty-o, me scuzi for calling so early! ? A-gacha copy of our molto bene Duce giving mi mamma mia response instead of-a accepting mi second brib-e for trolling-a da rest-o. ? No pasta di tomato sauce, how can this happen-o??

Random Support New-Blood Number 1: "We are very sorry to hear that, your blehness. Let me put you on hold while I contact my supervisor..." *Vampire Waltz Music Plays*

 

[Corty]

Random Support New-Blood Number 1: "We are very sorry to hear that, your blehness. Let me put you on hold while I contact my supervisor..." *Vampire Waltz Music Plays*

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Malkavian Machine Manager #1: "Ah-ah-ah..." *hangs up the phone* "Stupid New-Bloods. Costumer Support is only here to annoy people...Ah...Ah...Ah!"

 

[Corty]

Malkavian Machine Manager #1: "Ah-ah-ah..." *hangs up the phone* "Stupid New-Bloods. Costumer Support is only here to annoy people...Ah...Ah...Ah!"

Hmmm. That sounded like the Cunt Count. Damn muppet.

 

[georgelee5786]

Bleh+