Roast your MC

[Deleted member 113259]

I miss the days where we could roast character.

 

[Zinless]

Not my MC but

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Melle is a dork.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

Melle is a dork.

Is that the sniper that talks like a robot?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Is that the sniper that talks like a robot?

No?

 

[Deleted member 113259]

No?

K. Just asking.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

K. Just asking.

I just don't know who you were talking about.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

I just don't know who you were talking about.

nvm her name was Elaina.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Whore

 

[LunaSoltaer]

To My MC:

Please, for the sake of those who care about you, learn that there are options other than "empty your heart and soul into one alpha strike and pray for the best."

I really don't want you to die when people have just started caring about you.

On the topic of not dying, I implore you to take a few seconds to figure out what your strange undocumented überpowerful Magick actually does before you cast it recklessly with 0 MP to your name.

Thank you,

Your Author Who Is Pretending You Have A Choice In This

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

I used my cover and: Ah, the medieval fantasy knight strikes again, this time in the middle of a snowy forest. I mean, what's more practical than wearing a full suit of armor in freezing temperatures, am I right? And let's not overlook the historical accuracy here - because nothing says "medieval" like a full moon shining through the trees. But hey, at least the artist has a passion for intricate details. Let's just hope their passion for frostbite doesn't match. Winter is coming, my friend. Better get that armor insulated.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

Dear Michael:

You sense of style is about as pretentious as you are, your skin is the color of liquid paper, your out of work clothes make you like a white Bill Cosby.

You look like Johnny Depp had sex with Charlie Sheen, you talk so formally I wouldn't be surprised if your bedroom talk was just discussing your tax reports.

I never knew mummification could stop half way, your choice of clothes makes you look like a mortician but given how you look you should be the one in the coffin.

I didn't know it was possible to have a BMI in the negatives, bro looks like his bones are Lincoln Logs, food must be a foreign concept to you, I wouldn't be surprised if your ribs chimed in the wind.

Hey American Pyscho! Patrick wants his monologues back when you are playing diet Dexter, but unlike them you never be able to see the, "Tasteful thickness of it."

 

[Deleted member 84247]

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