ROAST ME!

[RedMuffin]

Dude you're supposed to roast me, not bbq a cow.

This is a free for all! It's a battlefield! Everybody for themselves!

 

[Hsinat]

What do you call a cat that can't get roasted in their own roast thread?
A cat.

It's not even a roast man. You're just made a paradox, if I am not wrong.

 

[Racosharko]

No.

 

[JayMark]

It's not even a roast man. You're just made a paradox, if I am not wrong.

I'm a bull, I can't even say the word roooo phhhhhhhhhhhhhht rooost.

So I gave you 125 possible ways to roast yourself or someone you love.

 

[Hsinat]

I'm a bull, I can't even say the word roooo phhhhhhhhhhhhhht rooost.

Then you're better off as a beef.

 

[JayMark]

Then you're better off as a beef.

By the way, where did you get that hat, it's nice, Walmart halloween discount collection?

 

[Hsinat]

By the way, where did you get that hat, it's nice, Walmart halloween discount collection?

At least it will last longer than you as a bull.

 

[JayMark]

At least it will last longer than you as a bull.

Did you forget to trim your ear whiskers today? Because you're not understanding what you said at the start of this thread.

 

[Hsinat]

Did you forget to trim your ear whiskers today? Because you're not understanding what you said at the start of this thread.

I just mentioned to roast me. I didn't guarantee you that I wouldn't roast you back.

 

[JayMark]

I just mentioned to roast me. I didn't guarantee you that I wouldn't roast you back.

You roasted my back!? Dude, that's not right, I'm still alive!

 

[RedMuffin]

btw it's a roast for reason. You see I hate myself for being so pathetically hot that I require a daily dose of roast to make me feel insecure of my intelligences.

I have heard that felines have too few sweat glands, it seems that's specially true for you. If you're hot, it might do better to use ice to cool down instead. But I guess that train of thoughts is too much of a mental overlord for a binocularly deprived cat's critical flicker frequency.

 

[Hsinat]

You roasted my back!? Dude, that's not right, I'm still alive!

Dude you're just proving my point that you are better off as a beef.

 

[RedMuffin]

You roasted my back!? Dude, that's not right, I'm still alive!

Your body is still warm, that's why you haven't registered it yet.

 

[Hsinat]

You roasted my back!? Dude, that's not right, I'm still alive!

I am the reason you're not a beef yet. I am holding back muffin till I let go of my words.

 

[Hsinat]

I have heard that felines have too few sweat glands, it seems that's specially true for you. If you're hot, it might do better to use ice to cool down instead. But I guess that train of thoughts is too much of a mental overlord for a binocularly deprived cat's critical flicker frequency.

Now this is a good roast.

 

[RedMuffin]

Now this is a good roast.

 

[Hsinat]

Now this is a good roast.

You got the context, the input, the output all marinated into this spectacular delicious roast.

 

[Hsinat]

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Ok I take my words back. jkjkjk

 

[RedMuffin]

Ok I take my words back. jkjkjk

No refunds, even for cats with self inflicted insecurities.

 

[Hsinat]

No refunds, even for cats with self inflicted insecurities.

Oof