Requesting assistance

[Ahemrt]

Hello everyone, I don't believe I've introduced myself, I am Ahemrt. Also sorry for any formatting issues I'm currently on mobile.

After getting advice from a certain novel discussion site about how to act like a "mob" character I've recently noticed a problem. It all started approximately a week ago when I noticed a girl staring at me. Naturally following my research I just gave her a warm smile and went about my business thinking nothing of it. However things got even weirder.

I've started to notice that my items have been stolen. I know this because I keep careful stock of everything I have (I know, I'm a genius). I digress, at first it was a few pens, but recently some of my dirty laundry has been missing. It appears that someone has been intruding in my home.

More than that I recently noticed that the aforementioned girl has been showing up everywhere I go, watching me.

Naturally I tried to confront her however when I talk to her she ends up stumbling on her words and running away. I would try to chase her but I don't want to end up looking like a pervert. It does seem like she's hiding something.

After doing some speculation I naturally came to the most logical conclusion, she is being blackmailed and forced to collect information on me (yes i know, I really am a genius). I believe this is the answer because due to my "interventions" I have amassed a rouges gallery of sorts and it would look weird if grown adults were stalking a highschooler so naturally someone is using this poor girl as a pawn to their evil schemes. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

That's why I am asking you guys for help. I would ask reddit however the issue revolves around a woman so they would probably ask for her social media. I turned to this community because it harbors intellectuals such as gaylolis, Paul, and that dude that like boats. I think that if we come together we can stop this madness and exploitation.

I appreciate your help and know that your contributions help clean the streets.

-Ahemrt

Edit: thank you all for the advice. I will notify you of any updates

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

 

[Jailbreak571]

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I don't know how to respond to this, Quite literally.

 

[Ahemrt]

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Let's keep our dicks in our pants and focus on the situation at hand.

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I don't know how to respond to this, Quite literally.

You can start by proposing ideas, suggestions or questions.

-Ahemrt

 

[DarkeReises]

Let's keep our dicks in our pants and focus on the situation at hand.

You can start by proposing ideas, suggestions or questions.

But why? Fuck the girl and get her on your side, then use her as a double agent to get information on the one who wants information about you. simple.

 

[Ahemrt]

But why? Fuck the girl and get her on your side, then use her as a double agent to get information on the one who wants information about you. simple.

While I don't agree with the first bit, creating an alliance with the girl seems like a good idea, however as I mentioned previously attempts at communication has been shaky at best because when I try to talk to her she mumbles and mutters incoherently and proceeds to run away, it's clear that whoever has her employed must have done or said something to scare her that much. Perhaps you have some ideas on how I could talk to her that doesn't include "unsavory acts".

-Ahemrt

 

[DarkeReises]

While I don't agree with the first bit, creating an alliance with the girl seems like a good idea, however as I mentioned previously attempts at communication has been shaky at best because when I try to talk to her she mumbles and mutters incoherently and proceeds to run away, it's clear that whoever has her employed must have done or said something to scare her that much. Perhaps you have some ideas on how I could talk to her that doesn't include "unsavory acts".

-Ahemrt

Heroin.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

Then sit down for it.

I appreciate your help and know that your contributions help clean the streets.

-Ahemrt

"If you are a genius, then you should know what to do by now."

-Hestas

Anyway, seriously speaking, if someone is stalking and making you uncomfortable, you should alert someone about it (the police), more so if they're getting someone else involved.

If you're a high schooler and they're using a fellow high schooler to keep track on you, obviously they have the resources to blackmail or pay the person following you, so handing the issue to the authorities is a better option than making schemes of your own.

Not to mention, they can turn the tables on you, should you make a mistake while dealing with them on your own.

 

[ProjCRys]

For now you should contact your local police about this issue. It would be better to let a professional handle this rather than haphazardly doing it in your own hands. It also reduces the risk of getting yourself into more complicated stuff.

 

[Ahemrt]

Then sit down for it.

"If you are a genius, then you should know what to do by now."

-Hestas

Anyway, seriously speaking, if someone is stalking and making you uncomfortable, you should alert someone about it (the police), more so if they're getting someone else involved.

If you're a high schooler and they're using a fellow high schooler to keep track on you, obviously they have the resources to blackmail or pay the person following you, so handing the issue to the authorities is a better option than making schemes of your own.

Not to mention, they can turn the tables on you, should you make a mistake while dealing with them on your own.

I appreciate the offer however in their current capacity the authorities are untrustworthy. I have to resolve this issue with a more surgical approach.

Additionally this sort of issue is complex. These aren't normal people we are dealing with. I've dealt with them numerous time on their turf, however it seems like they are trying to do the same. Unfortunately for them I've spent the last few months practicing my formlessness. (Practicing being a mob character) I can now adapt to anything.

I've narrowed my suspects down to a few people with the resources and the reasons to do such a thing and I'm ready to set up a trap.

-Ahemrt

((Also out of character for a bit no I'm not in any danger im simply doing a performance. The character is a dense highly delusional high-school student that does vigilante activity.))

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I appreciate the offer however in their current capacity the authorities are untrustworthy. I have to resolve this issue with a more surgical approach.

Additionally this sort of issue is complex. These aren't normal people we are dealing with. I've dealt with them numerous time on their turf, however it seems like they are trying to do the same. Unfortunately for them I've spent the last few months practicing my formlessness. (Practicing being a mob character) I can now adapt to anything.

I've narrowed my suspects down to a few people with the resources and the reasons to do such a thing and I'm ready to set up a trap.

-Ahemrt

((Also out of character for a bit no I'm not in any danger im simply doing a performance. The character is a dense highly delusional high-school student that does vigilante activity.))

Ooh...I see, my bad, my good chap.

 

[Ahemrt]

Ooh...I see, my bad, my good chap.

((No it's cool I appreciate the post I just thought it would be funny in a shitpost way I plan to do more of these so I do appreciate any replies))

 

[ManOnAWaywardBoat]

and that dude that like boats.

Finally my time to shine.

Clearly what you lack is a river, a small raft and a paddle. But I'd start small with a piece of paper and a small puddle. Don't run before you swim as they say.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

((No it's cool I appreciate the post I just thought it would be funny in a shitpost way I plan to do more of these so I do appreciate any replies))

Activate your ability, [Burning Fighting Fighter].

And don't forget the black gloves and black cape.

 

[Sayu]

Since the girl is being used as a pawn you should push towards the center ground trying to get as many range of space as possible and then while at develop some troops to infiltrate and pin down the enemy. Block them from developong any further and secure yourself from any possible attacks. Later, fork the enemy, forcing them to sacrifice an asset

 

[idontknowwhoiam]

You're living the dream. Enjoy it.

 

[Ahemrt]

You're living the dream. Enjoy it.

I'm a bit confused elaborate

 

[KrisVFX]

Hello everyone, I don't believe I've introduced myself, I am Ahemrt. Also sorry for any formatting issues I'm currently on mobile.

After getting advice from a certain novel discussion site about how to act like a "mob" character I've recently noticed a problem. It all started approximately a week ago when I noticed a girl staring at me. Naturally following my research I just gave her a warm smile and went about my business thinking nothing of it. However things got even weirder.

I've started to notice that my items have been stolen. I know this because I keep careful stock of everything I have (I know, I'm a genius). I digress, at first it was a few pens, but recently some of my dirty laundry has been missing. It appears that someone has been intruding in my home.

More than that I recently noticed that the aforementioned girl has been showing up everywhere I go, watching me.

Naturally I tried to confront her however when I talk to her she ends up stumbling on her words and running away. I would try to chase her but I don't want to end up looking like a pervert. It does seem like she's hiding something.

After doing some speculation I naturally came to the most logical conclusion, she is being blackmailed and forced to collect information on me (yes i know, I really am a genius). I believe this is the answer because due to my "interventions" I have amassed a rouges gallery of sorts and it would look weird if grown adults were stalking a highschooler so naturally someone is using this poor girl as a pawn to their evil schemes. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

That's why I am asking you guys for help. I would ask reddit however the issue revolves around a woman so they would probably ask for her social media. I turned to this community because it harbors intellectuals such as gaylolis, Paul, and that dude that like boats. I think that if we come together we can stop this madness and exploitation.

I appreciate your help and know that your contributions help clean the streets.

-Ahemrt

Call the police. And report everything that has happened.

 

[Ahemrt]

Call the police. And report everything that has happened.

I appreciate the offer however in their current capacity the authorities are untrustworthy. I have to resolve this issue with a more surgical approach.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

No no no no nope. Not. Nada. Hell no.

I ain't going back to the time where I had to rescue some fool just because he wanted to stick his dick into crazy.

The last time I did, I ended up bailing him out of a cage, had to crawl the hell out of our lives like playing a MGS just because one bitch keen senses are as accurate as fuck.

Had to lay low for a day, get caught by the bitch, ended up narrowly escape from the claws of death herself, had to crossdress for a week and ended up having a final bout which they ended up both reconciliated at the end and all I received was a 100 from a man and that was because he had hitted on me at the time I was crossdressing.

Note to self: never be friends with a guy who would stick himself into crazy just because it was a cute girl.