[Request] A Comprehensive Guide to Blob Language

[Allchemic]

So... exactly what the title says.

I mean, when people leave a () what does that mean?

And if you triple it () does that mean something else?

And this guy → () I use it all the while to answer to cookies, but he is scary as f**k.

Blobs are cute and and all, but what the hell does those little guys even mean!?​

This is basically me being an idiot, so don't take it too serious~
In truth, this is me not being willing to admit I understand nothing about Blobs and realy need a lesson!.​

 

[ThrillingHuman]

(english) I hunger - (blob)
(english) we hunger - (blob)
(english) feed me - (blob)

 

[Napelynn]

So... exactly what the title says.

I mean, when people leave a () what does that mean?

And if you triple it () does that mean something else?

And this guy → () I use it all the while to answer to cookies, but he is scary as f**k.

Blobs are cute and and all, but what the hell does those little guys even mean!?​

This is basically me being an idiot, so don't take it too serious~
In truth, this is me not being willing to admit I understand nothing about Blobs and realy need a lesson!.​

I don't know. The only blobs I ever use are
The first one is for crying
The second is for something else
The third is for something else again.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

 

[Puji-Maki]

()This means he's eating a cookie.

 

[Wlel]

 

[Motsu]

= she wants to have sexual intercourse.

Look at how she forms an A-OK gesture—doesn't that gesture mean something different to you? Did she really just say OK? Are you fine with being ignorant after she's about to offer you an experience of a lifetime? Behold the truth—that small circle close to her tight-lipped mouth and a secretive sexually suggestive wink that informs a hidden intent... surely, you must have figured it out by now.

 

[Yairy]

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And the cycle continues.

 

[LuoirM]

Translation:
POV
I'm staring into your beautiful eyes and amazing hair that are flickering among the windy afternoon. Your smile was tendering, your tears were sweet and savory, your crunchy hair was sour and smells nice. You interested me You interested me, I want you, I'll have you, You will be mine, you don't have any choices.
I began stalking you, your bathroom were located on the first floor, your bedroom on the second floor, and little did you know, I dug a 20 x 20 room underneath your house, waiting patiently for that moment, everyday and night I admires as you walk around the house not knowing of your true love existence. Every glance I took, every corner I peak was to look at you, my love, you're mine, forever. And just in case, I put a dynamite inside your ahole while you're asleep, so the moment you try and attack me, boom boom together my love.
I can't stop the thrill, I began drooling every time you flick your hair, every time you smile with another guy/girl, I just want to run in and grab it immediately.
I took the courage to give you a gift, it's a birthday cake I made even though it's not your birthday.
"Everything is better if you put yourself into it." My mom used to say.
You tasted the cake, 'an iron taste, how weird' you thought.
Not just any iron taste, it's me, it's your true love inside. And some sleep pills by the way.
You fell down to the ground, I dragged you inside your own home, your safety base that you know well and love. Guess what love? I know it more than YOU DO.
I began do that one scene in Mirai Nikki, but I'm not the one going to let you escape, no no. I'm not a sadism but I'll make sure, you don't know anything in this world anymore, except for me, me and me, even dying isn't an escape option. Love
Then, I hugged you and commit suicide by biting my tongue, I'm a ghost now, you'll die from dehydration or hunger, but at least... We're together, forever.

 

[atgongumerki]

= she wants to have sexual intercourse.

Look at how she forms an A-OK gesture—doesn't that gesture mean something different to you? Did she really just say OK? Are you fine with being ignorant after she's about to offer you an experience of a lifetime? Behold the truth—that small circle close to her tight-lipped mouth and a secretive sexually suggestive wink that informs a hidden intent... surely, you must have figured it out by now.

I doubt it is a 'she'
These Blobs seem pretty asexual to me.

I mean, when people leave a () what does that mean?

The Blob gobbled up the story and is in dire need of more, as you can never have enough cookies.

And this guy → () I use it all the while to answer to cookies, but he is scary as f**k.

Just some happy blob, presumably because he stole all the cookies. And nobody knows where it hid them.

 

[GDLiZy]

I presented to you, my masterpiece.

Misc - Blob Theatre

:blobspearpeek::blobspy:.............:blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn_cool:...

forum.novelupdates.com

 

[Candy_Man]

What I learned from this thread is that no one actually knows the exact meaning of each blob.

 

[Deleted member 53101]

What I learned from this thread is that no one actually knows the exact meaning of each blob.

 

[sereminar]

So I think it's important to note the context of the blob, but also that people have completely different understandings of what blobs expires what emotions. For the most part on chapter comments I use blobs to reflect the emotions that the chapter evoked. But if paired with a quote I might use them to express the emotions of the character(s). There really isn't a common parlance so i get that it can be confusing. These are just what I think.

absolutely devastated, thanks author now I'm crying

hilarious

I'm furious, someone needs their butt kicked

nice chapter, enjoyed reading it but don't have anything to say specifically

fantastic, adorable, reading this was like petting a cute puppy or watching kitten videos

(no clue, sorry xD)

a vindictive enjoyment

uwu

oh shoot that plot twist threw me for a loop! Or, everything is happening at once and it's getting complicated!

(idk)

sweet, or a very tasty snack (chapter), an enjoyable chapter

sleepy, usually cuz chapter was cozy esp. paired with blob in blanket

owo what's happening over there

character just did a dumb/dense

well that was traumatizing!

nice~ can be sexy

oh no, I can't watch, sh*ts about to go down

stunned silence, that just happened,

sad comfort, need headpats

eesh, that was a questionable move

wink ~ ★

flustered

very cool

uh, I'm not sure

so sweet and cute and wholesome

horrifying, just witnessed something terrible

cry laughing, cathartic, great emotional release

gimme more!

disappointed side-eye

super cute and satisfying and lovely

um, ninja?

happy flustered

poking fun at you

fantastic, wonderful, amazing, something great just happened

excellent job, you get a high five!

oh yeah, now we're talking, armed and ready to rumble!

nervous anticipation, very anxious

awkward uncomfortable laugh

serous cringe, big wince, that hurt, you just watched someone stub their toe hard

nervous again? Idk

I didn't see anything, nothing to see here, entirely innocent

sus

someone 'bout to get shanked

celebration? christmas?

celebration time!!! Party Party Party!

 

[RepresentingCaution]

My nipple hurts

My husband said something funny to my baby

My baby pooped in his mini potty

My baby pooped in the diaper, and the diaper leaked

I have a free moment to eat

Baby is crying and I have to leave my food

Baby smiled at me

Husband will take care of Baby for a while

I'm too hot sleeping between Husband and Baby

My baby won't notice if I sneak out of bed

Uh oh, he noticed

What does Baby want THIS time?

Great, another mess to clean up

Oops, tapped Baby's head against the door frame

Lactation cookie

I forgot what this feels like

Husband peeking over shoulder to admire cute baby

Why is Husband playing video games instead of playing with Baby?

My hand hurts too much to continue. Typing with one hand while holding nipple in Baby's mouth is hard.

 

[Napelynn]

- I’m crying. Help.

- Haha. Very funny. (It’s not supposed to sound that sarcastic)

- Good Job.

- Imma kill you

- Entertain me more, mortals

- I said entertain me! Not do this garbage!

- “Really? You’ll really kidnap those kids for me? Thank you so much!”

- My hat is about to be blown away by the wind

- I’m melting. I’m dying. Help!

- “Hehe, I’ve got you now!”

- no clue

- I am Confucius, I mean confusion, sorry.

- I’m drooling.

- “AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

- I’m eating a cookie

- I’m sleeping

- Cannibalism time!

- Hmmmm???

- I’m dead

- Hello

- *Eye Roll*

- *Facepalm*

- “Why.”

- Everything is daijobu

- Help me, I’m scared

- *sigh*

- I feel bad for myself

- Hmph!

- *Wink wink*

- I’m cool

- Angry hmph!

- Yay~! (Or something like that, I don’t really know)

- I’m very scared. Someone please help me. I don’t want to die yet.

- I’m a gentleman/Drink tea

- Laughed so much I’m crying (Not really though)

- gimme hugs

- Annoyed hmph.

- I’m proud of myself

- Skeptical

- Pouty Hmph.

- I’m a ninja sent to assassinate you. Hand over all your money and maybe you won’t die

- Hehe

- I don’t know what this thing is. That’s not what the blob means. I just don’t know it.

- Teehee

- Party!

- Cooperative hand slaps!

- I can draw!

- Someone get the eye bleach...

- Wry laugh

- No idea what this one means

- Wry laugh 2.0

- Totally not suspicious whistles

- Whistling

- Thinking

- Thinking version 2 electric boogaloo

- I’m a yandere

- Weird blue thing

- I don’t know but I like it.

 

[Sabruness]

this is a tough one because sometimes context of blobs can vary from one to another.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

And this guy → () I use it all the while to answer to cookies, but he is scary as f**k.​

I love this blob. I use it all the time too whenever agrees with something or really like what the comment replying too said.

= XD

other blobs...
= gonna sit and watch this spectacle

= spectacle getting really Interesting now..munch munch munch

=like popcorn but with cookie instead. Or sometimes just don't wanna talk anymore and stuffs mouth with cookie. Mostly like popcorn.

=curious question

= no comment. What did i just saw- 0.0

= dizzy/crazy

 

[CadmarLegend]

So... exactly what the title says.

I mean, when people leave a () what does that mean?

And if you triple it () does that mean something else?

And this guy → () I use it all the while to answer to cookies, but he is scary as f**k.

Blobs are cute and and all, but what the hell does those little guys even mean!?​

This is basically me being an idiot, so don't take it too serious~
In truth, this is me not being willing to admit I understand nothing about Blobs and realy need a lesson!.​

hover over the blobs. a name will pop out. is blob_aww

 

[Motsu]

SHUT THE BLOB UP, GUYS!