Reincarnated as...

[Bristlecone]

Reincarnated in a medieval fantasy world, in which creature would you like to be born?

1. Goblin king, high chances of turning into a mindless rap*st.

2. Noble child, 15 years of royal drama until possibility of escape.

3. Farmer child, 15 years of bad food and sickness until possibility of escape.

4. Random monster in a dungeon, no civilization and fight immediately after being born.

 

[owotrucked]

4th sounds great to me

I don't want to deal with other goblins, other noble, or other farmers.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

I already made my choice. I will become a Noble, open up a Devil May Cry demon hunter agency, and proceed to clap ghost girl cheeks. If they dead, you dont need consent. And they cant get pregnant either.

 

[Jaykin]

I already made my choice. I will become a Noble, open up a Devil May Cry demon hunter agency, and proceed to clap ghost girl cheeks. If they dead, you dont need consent. And they cant get pregnant either.

this man is a genius!

 

[LinXueLian]

Farmer child. I build my way up selling wee--- I mean, crops

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Farmer child. I build my way up selling wee--- I mean, crops

Nah man. Say it. Weed. You gonna sell weed.
And fuck me, but I will support you. We gonna make 'Tegridy Farms.

 

[LinXueLian]

And fuck me, but I will support you. We gonna make 'Tegridy Farms.

What the

what ye doin tryin to get yer finger in ma pie


//raises shotgun

 

[CupcakeNinja]

What the

what ye doin tryin to get yer finger in ma pie


//raises shotgun

*rapes you*

 

[Lloyd]

Probably noble child, but I would also love to be a goblin King.

 

[Aaqil]

Now, do i want bad physical health for 15 years, or bad mental health for 15 years....
I'll take the physical please

 

[Szaku]

i noticed you didnt mention if we got to keep our memories at all which would very much sway my decision but anyway:

memories of former life intact
1. goblin king. no contest. in a medieval setting, i figure i'd have just as much chance becoming a mindless rapist with both 1 & 2 with a somewhat equal chance at evolving past societal norms and carving out my own path. with the fate of 3 & 4 being "be stationary in this open field/hole in the earth, generating food/loot while literally every bad thing that exists in this era can find you and you can't leave" 'waiting to die' is quite a frustrating way to live.

no memories of former life
4. random monster in a dungeon. if im not 'me' to begin with and these shitters are the only options i get, id rather go for the swiftest death possible and pray my new self gets a better dice roll, as that's the only thing i can do for him/her

 

[Deleted member 45782]

Nobility. At least you got the riches to support you, or more likely to, at least from the start. Life's necessary shelter, food and all that stuff at least. Before proceeding to do more to get what really want and pursue in life.

 

[Herz]

Goblin king sounds nasty.
Being noble is fine, but the whole drama, infight about position and connections, and forced marriages suck. This choice really depends on the standing of the noble and the family mentality. If I am the third son and can live however I want, having the money and not needing to aim for power and social standing, then this is a very nice route.
Farmer is out of the question. First of all, the work isn't easy nor enjoyable. Second, In medieval times they need to bestow most of the fruits of their labour to their lord. And third, the hygiene is low.
Therefore, I probably will go for the last option - a monster in a dungeon. It is risky and a bit disgusting, but at least it gives you a chance to become strong without the whole social drama stuff. And well, it is way more interesting than the other options provided by the op.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Let me be a monster in a cave.

 

[Ellieporter]

#2 for me. The scheming, politics, assasinations, heck i could even be the popular girl but i digress... Maybe i'll just be the one pulling the strings from the shadows

 

[GodlyKamui]

Reincarnated in a medieval fantasy world, in which creature would you like to be born?

1. Goblin king, high chances of turning into a mindless rap*st.

2. Noble child, 15 years of royal drama until possibility of escape.

3. Farmer child, 15 years of bad food and sickness until possibility of escape.

4. Random monster in a dungeon, no civilization and fight immediately after being born.

I voted without reading this first... I guess I'm becoming Goblin King rapist then...

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Royal drama sounds the most interesting.

 

[LinXueLian]

*rapes you*

Now u got my potato crotch disease

well done, loser

 

[AliceShiki]

I'd go with the noble one, like... If it means I'll be involved in royal drama that means I'll probably be some high nobility... Which pretty much means that my life would be kinda decided entirely for me?

Like, I'd get my marriage arranged with someone else, marry whoever is my future husband, give birth to his children and assist him with taking care of our estate and raising our children.

Not exactly my ideal life, but uhn... Honestly? The only bad deal there is the part that I'll marry someone that I don't know and that will have almost complete power over me. The rest seems fine and manageable~


Farmer would be the 2nd option, but the sickness and bad food part is like... Yeah, no.