Real Names Reloaded

TheEldritchGod

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You lie! I refuse to believe that your name is that mind-numbingly average!
Here's the part that will really gnaw at your brain.

Did I make up such an over the top name because my name is so average? Or did I pick such an average name because I'm actually an eldritch horror?

Because truth told, one of those names is almost right, just changed a little because it's the internet and I don't want to totally dox myself.
 

Corty

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Here's the part that will really gnaw at your brain.

Did I make up such an over the top name because my name is so average? Or did I pick such an average name because I'm actually an eldritch horror?

Because truth told, one of those names is almost right, just changed a little because it's the internet and I don't want to totally dox myself.
Better call Bob
 
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Here's the part that will really gnaw at your brain.

Did I make up such an over the top name because my name is so average? Or did I pick such an average name because I'm actually an eldritch horror?

Because truth told, one of those names is almost right, just changed a little because it's the internet and I don't want to totally dox myself.
Your real name is Good Bobman
 

Tempokai

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My name was probably taken from a folk song or something, it's 9 long, and starts with E and ends with N. Unorthodox, in other words.

But hey, at least it can be shortened to Eric. ?
 

TheEldritchGod

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Close...

It's Robert.
And the original name was to be Count Andre Joseph Sczcdlik, the Third.

Well, technically not count. The title translates into count. And the title would have gone to someone else because I'm not a direct male descendent, however, everyone else was either killed in the camps or shot by the commies.

The county and town that bears the family name was wiped off the map, so technically I'm the last Sczcdlik.

My name is so mind numbing dull so as to make it harder to find and assassinate me. Not that I have to worry about that sort of thing now. Everyone and anyone who would have cared is long since dead.
 
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And the original name was to be Count Andre Joseph Sczcdlik, the Third.

Well, technically not count. The title translates into count. And the title would have gone to someone else because I'm not a direct male descendent, however, everyone else was either killed in the camps or shot by the commies.

The county and town that bears the family name was wiped off the map, so technically I'm the last Sczcdlik.

My name is so mind numbing dull so as to make it harder to find and assassinate me. Not that I have to worry about that sort of thing now. Everyone and anyone who would have cared is long since dead.
It's hard being a timeless creature. *pat pat* :blob_pat_sad: :blob_reach:
 
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