>mfw I put Suite Bergamasque Movement 3 Claire de Lune on my car stereo and the child I nonconsensually borrowed from the upstate kindergarten isn't calming down in the backseat like the parenting WikiHow told me classical music would and now I gotta add more masking tape cause' the crying is beginning to attract attention in the line towards the toolbooths
dab a napkin with some kind of booze (preferably something sweet) and let him suckle on it.
Bonjour
stop being lazy
Actually work out and eat healthy.
They kept them in line with catheters.
Uff... It worked I guess
they also had to rigorously maintain their diets otherwise they might get the runs
I would never just scroll by. Bonjour mon petit chien.