Punch paragraph

[Agentt]

I would love to post this on writing prompt or writing tips, but that's just a dream I know shall never come true.

This here, is an idea, for which I can say,
I am restricted by the technology of my time.

We know that jokes have a build up, and a punchline.

Sometimes the build up is long, sometimes it is short. Yet, the punchline remains a punchline.

Why?!

I want a punchparagraph!
I want a punchline which is long and long!

 

[ThrillingHuman]

A punch that keeps on giving, some may say
Also I expected a joke about ejaculatation here but I guess I came (damn, that was not intended) far too early. @CupcakeNinja, what the hell my dude. Why are you so late

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

I would love to post this on writing prompt or writing tips, but that's just a dream I know shall never come true.

This here, is an idea, for which I can say,
I am restricted by the technology of my time.

We know that jokes have a build up, and a punchline.

Sometimes the build up is long, sometimes it is short. Yet, the punchline remains a punchline.

Why?!

I want a punchparagraph!
I want a punchline which is long and long!

You see, taking a poop for five minutes after a full meal building up to it is satisfying.

Spending fifty minutes locked in a bathroom shitting yourself because of the same meal not so much.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

You see, taking a poop for five minutes after a full meal building up to it is satisfying.

Spending fifty minutes locked in a bathroom shitting yourself because of the same meal not so much.

Holding your baby in your lap so he doesn't cry while you poop is also satisfying.

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

Holding your baby in your lap so he doesn't cry while you poop is also satisfying.

I don't know if this situation is wholesome or awkward...

But I'll assume wholesome.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I don't know if this situation is wholesome or awkward...

But I'll assume wholesome.

One of my former coworkers mentioned that she does the same thing!

 

[Emi_the_Fairy]

Why stop at a punchparagraph when you can go all they way with a punch card?

...Oh that's a fancy looking cain. What is...WHOA! *pulled off the stage*

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

One of my former coworkers mentioned that she does the same thing!

I guess that must be more common than I'd imagine...

The more you know!

 

[Armored99]

You can't have a punchline be longer than a single sentence because the punchline exists as singular moment. If you punch someone and just keep your fist held in their face, you're not still punching them.

However, you could set up multiple jokes and have their punchlines happen one after another, making a paragraph.

 

[Agentt]

You can't have a punchline be longer than a single sentence because the punchline exists as singular moment. If you punch someone and just keep your fist held in their face, you're not still punching them.

However, you could set up multiple jokes and have their punchlines happen one after another, making a paragraph.

Orz, which is sad, but we can't just accept it and stop trying. Someday, i might create one,

 

[Nhatduongg]

Anyway, punch chapters