Poll: Who is the Most Scary Person on SHF?

[greyblob]

You are a cannibal who ate all the other blobs and almost assimilated tiaf.

i mean besides that..

 

[RepresentingWrath]

i mean besides that..

Nothing else comes to mind.

 

[AliceShiki]

I vote Alice, but I'm compelled to remove my vote for reasons that have nothing to do with the gun barrel she has pointed to my head.

Guns? But knives are so much cooler... Why would I point a gun to your head?

Those are all lies! Lies and slander!

Praise Alice, soon to be ruler of all things demonic and devilish. As it is her birthright and destiny. She who traversed the depths of the world, subduing the warlike Asura with her arachnid fury and becoming their empress. She sits up a throne of silky smooth web.

Look, I dunno whose clone you are, but why did you decide to revive a 2020 clone just for this? Like... Geez, that's some dedication alright. I'm surprised you even remembered your password, honestly.

Who the three lying ass niggas who says im scary. I will tear out your innards and turn you into fucking fish tanks.

Ah, I voted for you because I didn't know who to vote for, and it was a bit too annoying to see results without voting for someone~

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

Guns? But knives are so much cooler... Why would I point a gun to your head?

Those are all lies! Lies and slander!

Don't trust her words, she put the fear of God in me. I will never forget the chilling feeling of being in the opposite end of a sawed off shotgun.

 

[AliceShiki]

Don't trust her words, she put the fear of God in me. I will never forget the chilling feeling of being in the opposite end of a sawed off shotgun.

God has long been banned (On NUF), all hail Satan~

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

God has long been banned (On NUF), all hail Satan~

Oh dear Satan guard me against your kin

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Ah, I voted for you because I didn't know who to vote for, and it was a bit too annoying to see results without voting for someone~

You should've voted for an eldritch horror named Paul_Tromba.

 

[AliceShiki]

Oh dear Satan guard me against your kin

Why would grandpa guard you against me though? *tilts head*

You should've voted for an eldritch horror named Paul_Tromba.

I never found Paul-kun to be scary though?

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

Why would grandpa guard you against me though? *tilts head*

It's worth at least trying, I guess.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I never found Paul-kun to be scary though?

He confessed that he was and currently is a humanoid creature from an overnight camp. He scares people in the evenings and nights, and if it's not enough, his calves are replaced by cheesegraters. He literally scares people whenever he takes off his skin costume of a bearded human male. He is an eldritch horror on the level of a Cthulhu. The things we thought we knew about him are slowly falling apart with each swing of his mood, as his primal, bestial nature of an eldritch being seeps through in his messages on this forum as he sheds light on his evildoings.

Also, he apparently can drink more than a bottle of a premade strawberry daiquiri and not give a damn. He is a legit monster walking among men.

 

[Monaka]

Why is everyone scary

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Why is everyone scary

CadmarLegend isn't scary. I'm also not scary as the single person obviously voted for TheGuyThatEveryoneHates, not me.

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

Why is everyone scary

Why aren't YOU scary? That's the question. Come on, give it a try.

Here, try using this. ?

 

[AliceShiki]

It's worth at least trying, I guess.

*pat pat* Do your best~

He confessed that he was and currently is a humanoid creature from an overnight camp. He scares people in the evenings and nights, and if it's not enough, his calves are replaced by cheesegraters. He literally scares people whenever he takes off his skin costume of a bearded human male. He is an eldritch horror on the level of a Cthulhu. The things we thought we knew about him are slowly falling apart with each swing of his mood, as his primal, bestial nature of an eldritch being seeps through in his messages on this forum as he sheds light on his evildoings.

Also, he apparently can drink more than a bottle of a premade strawberry daiquiri and not give a damn. He is a legit monster walking among men.

He seems very friendly to me~

Why is everyone scary

*Alice Sense is tingling*

 

[RepresentingWrath]

He seems very friendly to me~

Damn, how could I not understand this the first time? You are in cahoots!!! Paul, an eldritch horror, and Alice, a granddaughter of satan. God(Tony) save our souls, as no one else can.

 

[Monaka]

CadmarLegend isn't scary. I'm also not scary as the single person obviously voted for TheGuyThatEveryoneHates, not me.

Uncle CadmarLegend is so scary everyone is afraid to vote him.

 

[AliceShiki]

Damn, how could I not understand this the first time? You are in cahoots!!! Paul, an eldritch horror, and Alice, a granddaughter of satan. God(Tony) save our souls, as no one else can.

Tony banned God (On NUF) yanno? In fact, Tony is actually Satan!!!

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Tony banned God (On NUF) yanno? In fact, Tony is actually Satan!!!

 

[AliceShiki]

Ah, I edited the post a bit, btw~

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Ah, I edited the post a bit, btw~

Still scary!