POLL:- Top(1) Father for Jay Mark's offspring./Paternity Testing

[AnonUnlimited]

I'll never forget that moment under the chestnut tree.

Hallucinations are not confirmations.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Hallucinations are not confirmations.

It seems like you protest too much. If you were not the father, one response would be enough, but with all of the ones you’ve done so far…

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

This place gets weirder every day.

 

[JayMark]

You're all forgetting the most important reason why we are here.
We are here to protect children from their negligent fathers.

 

[Alski]

You're all forgetting the most important reason why we are here.
We are here to protect children from their negligent fathers.

and negligent mother cows who spend all day on social media.

 

[JayMark]

and negligent mother cows who spend all day on social media.

How much is the question mark paying you? I can double it in premium fish and catnip.

 

[Alski]

How much is the question mark paying you? I can double it in premium fish and catnip.

50NZD per post.

 

[Corty]

This time it wasn't me. Checks result.

Fuck. The forum also thinks I have no rizz to be the parent.

 

[pangmida]

To everyone that voted for me: I hope you know that your daughter calls me daddy too.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

@Conqueror_Quack How much for you to eat a worm? Ducks eat worms right?

 

[Playerkartik]

and negligent mother cows who spend all day on social media.

@Conqueror_Quack How much for you to eat a worm? Ducks eat worms right?

You clarified that you were a human and human's eat worms too
why not try yourself that feeding animals be a bit selfish

 

[AnonUnlimited]

You clarified that you were a human and human's eat worms too
why not try yourself that feeding animals be a bit selfish

No one asked you, but if you're down to eat a worm the $ can be yours.

 

[Playerkartik]

No one asked you, but if you're down to eat a worm the $ can be yours.

to save money and time in searching people it is better that you do it yourself

 

[AnonUnlimited]

to save money and time in searching people it is better that you do it yourself

No, because I'm not eating a worm that can go to the brain and make me delusional and then calling someone else and saying I gave birth to their boy.

 

[JayMark]

Guys, I have something to confess. AnonUnlimited made me wear costumes and then had me shape shift for hours on end. He made each of my forms copy a forum member and give him specific lines of praise. The costume I spent the most time in was a red vampire outfit with a pointy hat. My line for that persona was, "This OP vampire mommy will always be a dumb bat compared to the mighty and smart AnonUnlimited."

 

[Playerkartik]

Guys, I have something to confess. AnonUnlimited made me wear costumes and then had me shape shift for hours on end. He made each of my forms copy a forum member and give him specific lines of praise. The costume I spent the most time in was a red vampire outfit with a pointy hat. My line for that persona was, "This OP vampire mommy will always be a dumb bat compared to the mighty and smart AnonUnlimited."

HOw can he be soo cruel to such an innocent cow!!

 

[JayMark]

HOw can he be soo cruel to such an innocent cow!!

????????

 

[Anonjohn20]

"This OP vampire mommy will always be a dumb bat compared to the mighty and smart AnonUnlimited."

Oh yeah, that definitely sounds like AnonUnlimited.

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

Lets not let the "purge" distract us from whats really important on this forum.

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Lets not let the "purge" distract us from whats really important on this forum.

Maybe AnonUnlimited staged the whole thing to get out of the limelight!

But don't let it distract you from the fact that;

Spoiler: Top Secret

Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust.