[Poll] Inhuman Romantic Partner

[AnonUnlimited]

Vampires are often monsters in the west

But they have a human base, most of the time.
When I say monster, I mean like... not intelligent... usually.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Please elaborate good sir.

I consider them monsters.
Werewolves are not monsters since they're part human.

We can do a monster thread later I suppose.

[Confused react]

 

[Deleted member 113259]

1. [Race known for their beauty.]
2. [Necrophilia.]
3. [Furry.]
4. [Scalie.]
5. [Funny short man.]
6. [Myrian.]
7. [Were were they when the towers fell?]

 

[Aaqil]

Am out of reactions, can't laugh at these posts,

 

[NotaNuffian]

1. [Race known for their beauty.]
2. [Necrophilia.]
3. [Furry.]
4. [Scalie.]
5. [Funny short man.]
6. [Myrian.]
7. [Were were they when the towers fell?]

5. [Legal loli/ shota]

 

[Rhaps]

Knowing how evil fairies can be in folklore, it's a high risk high reward situation. But if I can get a fairy to love me, I am basically set for life.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

2. [Necrophilia.]

 

[Deleted member 113259]

5. [Legal loli/ shota]

All dwarfs look like men, full beards and everything. Even the women.

 

[Theirl]

Let's say you had to pick a race for your romantic partner. That means this partner would be attractive and you can also pick their age, personality etc... but they will have to be of one of these races other than human.

Conventional rules apply and so I will make distinctions that have to be answered.

Elves - Live a long time, nature magic.
Vampires - No sunlight (no we don't talk about sparkling vampires here)
Werewolf - Yes, hairy, not the cute kind
Dwarfs - the short kind, not the large ones. Can be slim and cute if that's your preference but under 4' tall.
Merperson - Has fish tail, not negotiable, none of that "oh I can transform crap"
Dragon - Not dragonkin... I mean an actual dragon, can't transform either like Asian dragons. I guess it can be an anthropomorphic humanoid dragon, but must have scaled body since reptiles don't have soft mammalian skin
Fae/Fairy - Has wings, sprinkles dust constantly.

Top two votes may have a final round poll after this closes in 2 days.

elves are praticaly human so my choice...
vampires - too edgy
werewolf - im not a furry
dwarf - im not a furry
merperson - im not a scaly
dragon - im not a scaly [
fairy - i have allergy to dust so a big no for me xD

 

[Deleted member 113259]

elves are praticaly human so my choice...
vampires - too edgy
werewolf - im not a furry
dwarf - im not a furry
merperson - im not a scaly
dragon - im not a scaly [
fairy - i have allergy to dust so a big no for me xD

Pretty much accurate, but dwarfs are just short hairy dudes whenever they're depicted.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

No

 

[Sola-sama]

I don't fully agree with @ControversialOpinion 's opinion. I just want to meme so don't hate me @RepresentingEnvy

 

[APieceOfRock]

"Nice sunny day" is a nightmare to me. Also, they can go to the beach on a nice and chill night.

Vampires when they discover that moonlight is just reflected sunlight:

 

[Deleted member 54065]

My right hand.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Vampires when they discover that moonlight is just reflected sunlight:

Don't use science on me, Pebble. I thought I took your phone? How did you even get out of my basement?

 

[Deleted member 54065]

What? Why are you sad, @Sola-sama? I'm alone, and prolly live and die alone. ??????

So I'll make a sock puppet that fits my right hand and name her 'Wilsona'. She'll be my romantic partner then.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What? Why are you sad, @Sola-sama? I'm alone, and prolly live and die alone. ??????

So I'll make a sock puppet that fits my right hand and name her 'Wilsona'. She'll be my romantic partner then.

Be a real man and name her Sola-Chan.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

What? Why are you sad, @Sola-sama? I'm alone, and prolly live and die alone. ??????

So I'll make a sock puppet that fits my right hand and name her 'Wilsona'. She'll be my romantic partner then.

Don't give up, Hans!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Be a real man and name her Sola-Chan.

Nah. Prolly name her Stephanie to remind me of my pathetic love life ?????

That is to avoid getting into relationships. ???????

 

[Sola-sama]

What? Why are you sad, @Sola-sama? I'm alone, and prolly live and die alone. ??????

So I'll make a sock puppet that fits my right hand and name her 'Wilsona'. She'll be my romantic partner then.

I understand that references xD

Be a real man and name her Sola-Chan.