Please discuss the following image.

[Representing_Tromba]

And please be civil about it.

 

[NotaNuffian]

And you said bidet is evil.

Here's one to do you better.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

And you said bidet is evil.

Here's one to do you better.

I didn't say bidets are evil. I got no problems with bidets. These things... I have problems with.

 

[NotaNuffian]

I didn't say bidets are evil. I got no problems with bidets. These things... I have problems with.

Well, if smooth clean is what you desire.

 

[Minx]

The ultimate evil...

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Fine.
Vaginas are a thing. Your contraption will cause women to get yeast infections.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Fine.
Vaginas are a thing. Your contraption will cause women to get yeast infections.

I know. It's a terrible design. It's why I wanted people to discuss it.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

no

 

[Representing_Tromba]

no

Understandable.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

This is a couple leather straps and strands of barbed iron from being a medieval torture device.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

That looks very unsanitary. I like my water gun spray more. It has two modes! Sprinkle and Hose

 

[NotaNuffian]

I like how people here are genuinely giving their honest feedback to the joke.

Like, seriously.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I like how people here are genuinely giving their honest feedback to the joke.

Like, seriously.

Isn't that what a discussion entails?

 

[Aaqil]

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And please be civil about it.

Foot pedals,

Dumb,

 

[NotaNuffian]

Isn't that what a discussion entails?

Not in SHF. At least not in the SHF that I know of. 50% the topic will get spiralled out of control.

Also, instead of a toilet paper trail, the idea of the brush earlier makes more sense, more so if one change the hard bristle brush into a soft sponge for asswiping.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Foot pedals,

Dumb,

Consider the following

Not in SHF. At least not in the SHF that I know of. 50% the topic will get spiralled out of control.

Also, instead of a toilet paper trail, the idea of the brush earlier makes more sense, more so if one change the hard bristle brush into a soft sponge for asswiping.

That's fair.

I agree with the brush making more sense in terms of how effective it would be. The only thing is that if it were a soft sponge or something similar then it would have to have an auto cleaning function to clean and sanitize it before and after every use. The brush would just spin feces around the bathroom to clean itself.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Consider the following
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That's fair.

I agree with the brush making more sense in terms of how effective it would be. The only thing is that if it were a soft sponge or something similar then it would have to have an auto cleaning function to clean and sanitize it before and after every use. The brush would just spin feces around the bathroom to clean itself.

And hence we have the bidet.

Just don't get some weird shit arousal when lukewarm liquid jets itself up the puckered anal sphincter and all is good.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

And hence we have the bidet.

Just don't get some weird shit arousal when lukewarm liquid jets itself up the puckered anal sphincter and all is good.

The bidet: and where has this brought you? Right back to me.

 

[georgelee5786]

I think that is genius. So long as it doesnt continuously reuse the toilet paper.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I think that is genius. So long as it doesnt continuously reuse the toilet paper.

Recycler is in the name.