Pinata Blunder :(

[minionlover]

Thanks to my quest to make the 'perfect' pinata, I added too many layers. After half an hour, none of the little ones succeeded in breaking it :(

Eventually I intervened and gave it a go, I failed, miserably. Literally no one could break this behemoth, we could only awkwardly watch as the birthday boy said 'screw it' and tore it open with his bare hands. This was the aftermath:

 

[tiaf]

What is the last picture? Did the guts filling burst?

 

[minionlover]

What is the last picture? Did the guts filling burst?

Yes, all the candies were wrecked to shreds :(

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Thanks to my quest to make the 'perfect' pinata, I added too many layers. After half an hour, none of the little ones succeeded in breaking it :(
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Eventually I intervened and gave it a go, I failed, miserably. Literally no one could break this behemoth, we could only awkwardly watch as the birthday boy said 'screw it' and tore it open with his bare hands. This was the aftermath:
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heh, i remember doing that very thing for one of my nephews. The little shit pissed me off the day before tho and so i made it impossible for his ass to break and the adults had to step in but i'd lined it with good cardboard so it just got deformed. In the end, they just had to take a knife and cut it open.

Spongebob had his guts spilled all over the ground. Fuck that kid. Stole my 20 and then going, "i cant wait till that girl pays me that 20 she owes me." sure was a big fucking coincidence, eh? hmph. just when i lose money, he talks about being owed that exact amount. Anyway, i also filled the thing with nothing but twizzlers cuz I'm extra like that

 

[minionlover]

heh, i remember doing that very thing for one of my nephews. The little shit pissed me off the day before tho and so i made it impossible for his ass to break and the adults had to step in but i'd lined it with good cardboard so it just got deformed. In the end, they just had to take a knife and cut it open.

Spongebob had his guts spilled all over the ground. Fuck that kid. Stole my 20 and then going, "i cant wait till that girl pays me that 20 she owes me." sure was a big fucking coincidence, eh? hmph. just when i lose money, he talks about being owed that exact amount. Anyway, i also filled the thing with nothing but twizzlers cuz I'm extra like that

 

[georgelee5786]

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Hi Satan.

Yes, all the candies were wrecked to shreds :(

YOU MURDERED THE CANDY?!

 

[CupcakeNinja]

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Mine looked less horrifying, i like to believe

 

[Schultz_von]

You know, I never understand the appeal of a pinata. Like...
"Here's kids, take these batons and beat the shit out of that thing till it creaks open like an egg."
"... why?"
"You lot want candy, yeah?"
*nods* "Um, what if it doesn't break?"
"Well, we just gonna gut it open like fish."
Seriously, what exactly are we trying o teach here?

 

[CupcakeNinja]

You know, I never understand the appeal of a pinata. Like...
"Here's kids, take these batons and beat the shit out of that thing till it creaks open like an egg."
"... why?"
"You lot want candy, yeah?"
*nods* "Um, what if it doesn't break?"
"Well, we just gonna gut it open like fish."
Seriously, what exactly are we trying o teach here?

survival skills.

 

[minionlover]

Mine looked less horrifying, i like to believe

I'm shocked your nephew didn't whine about it's appearance

YOU MURDERED THE CANDY?!

Blame the little ones, they lambasted that pinata like fucking gorillas

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Should have tried hitting it with a chainsaw. That would have made it very memorable!

 

[Schultz_von]

survival skills.