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They're a bunch of people who woke up and thought, "the Nazis were cool actually, let's do it again!"

And nobody told them they were being stupid so now we're stuck with them... :blob_unamused:
You're lucky you don't have them in the States!
Wait a minute... so that's where Kaiser keeps getting those capes of his! Those basted turkeys keep funding the Neo-Nazis in Brockton Bay! *grumble, grumble* I feel your pain. We have the Empire 88. Do you know how many times I've had a racist sidle up to me and say, "Those damn [insert unfriendly language]" like I should be agreeing with them?! TOO MANY!
Gesellschaft exists in the universe of Worm.

I can't no longer unsee what I saw on Spacebattles...
@beast_regards OOR: Oh? What horrors have you been privy too? I frequent the tame spots.
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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*An ignorance citizen pops up in the forum*

What's up, fellas?
*looks up* *sees the curly-haired child wielding scalpels and inadvertently looming*

Bonesaw messing with my cranial case, that's what's up. Thankfully she's using anesthetic this time. What about you?
 

Nolff

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*looks up* *sees the curly-haired child wielding scalpels and inadvertently looming*

Bonesaw messing with my cranial case, that's what's up. Thankfully she's using anesthetic this time. What about you?
Saw a guy burned down an entire facility, dunno how but it's ashes now.
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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... should you be on the Internet during a cranial surgery?
It was taking a while! It's like being on the phone during a haircut... sorta. Besides, she wasn't messing with anything that affected my spelling. So there's that.
Man, my life's gotten so weird.
Saw a guy burned down an entire facility, dunno how but it's ashes now.
@Nolff Um... make sure to pack some super-strength fire extinguishers?
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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Anything that freezes stuff?
I mean, *looks around room* I don't really have anything on hand. Don't want to risk getting something weird and tinker-y getting implanted in me by asking Bonesaw either. Crawler could extinguish it with his bulk, but he's acidic, which just means he'll burn down the building through chemical reactions instead.
Shatterbird could do it... but she won't. Not to mention, I have no idea where you're at now.
And trust me, you don't want me to know, because then they'll know. And no one wants that.
You're best off just calling the PRT (Parahuman Response Team) or whatever local equivalent you have if you aren't in America.
 

Nolff

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I mean, *looks around room* I don't really have anything on hand. Don't want to risk getting something weird and tinker-y getting implanted in me by asking Bonesaw either. Crawler could extinguish it with his bulk, but he's acidic, which just means he'll burn down the building through chemical reactions instead.
Shatterbird could do it... but she won't. Not to mention, I have no idea where you're at now.
And trust me, you don't want me to know, because then they'll know. And no one wants that.
You're best off just calling the PRT (Parahuman Response Team) or whatever local equivalent you have if you aren't in America.
...

*Radio static*

Command, this is me Nolff, I am standing in the middle of Amazon.
 

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Yo, any of you people heard about this strange cult that's been on the rise? They're talking about how Endbringers are our saving grace from... Something. Life, apparently. Idk.

Asking because my co-worker brought an advertising flyer with their nonsense to work. Got in big trouble for that.
 

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Yo, any of you people heard about this strange cult that's been on the rise? They're talking about how Endbringers are our saving grace from... Something. Life, apparently. Idk.

Asking because my co-worker brought an advertising flyer with their nonsense to work. Got in big trouble for that.
Did the thing explode?
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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Yo, any of you people heard about this strange cult that's been on the rise? They're talking about how Endbringers are our saving grace from... Something. Life, apparently. Idk.

Asking because my co-worker brought an advertising flyer with their nonsense to work. Got in big trouble for that.
Huh... I haven't heard of them. I've been a bit busy, as you can tell, with Mr. Slash's cult, of sorts. They sound hella fucked up though! Endbringers, seriously? Our saviors? Where are they located?
 
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