Penis evolution tree

[NotaNuffian]

I am a bastard, I know.

But currently running on frustration and hatred, I have decided to type this shit onto the forum and see if anyone catch on.

Lvl 0 Penis.

Evolution stat:
1. Increase Length
2. Increase Girth

Special Evolution path:
1. Glans Glands mutation:
A. Split Ends
B. Knob Head

With just Increase Length, the milestones are as such:
Lvl 10 - Prick(er)
Lvl 20 - Impaler
Lvl 30 - Roper

Special Evolution path:
1. Prehensile Penis
2. Iron Rod

With just Increase Girth, the milestone is as such:
Lvl 10 - Stretcher

Special Evolution path:
1. Cockscrew
2. Ribbed
3. Lumpy
4. Inflated Body during insemination

Ps. I mispelled Glans into Glands. Fixed

Glans as in penile head.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Secret Evolution:

Animal style

 

[Anonjohn20]

Special Evolution path:
1. Cockscrew
2. Ribbed
3. Lumpy
4. Inflated Body during insemination

You could have added:

1. Veiny
2. Knotted
3. Barbed
4. Multi-penis

 

[KonoKei]

I have gained a lot of confidence in myself by not knowing what "Lvl 30 - Roper" means.

 

[Cipiteca396]

I have gained a lot of confidence in myself by not knowing what "Lvl 30 - Roper" means.

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

Bruh ...........w⁠(⁠°⁠ｏ⁠°⁠)⁠w

 

[NotaNuffian]

Secret Evolution:

Animal style

Nah bruv, once you increase both Length and Girth, you get the Special Evolution path

Lvl 10 - Horse Cock.

And yes, with a weird trumpet glans.

You could have added:

1. Veiny
2. Knotted
3. Barbed
4. Multi-penis

Multi-penis is the next Evo for Split Glans.

Multi-penis x prehensile penis = Peniscruel (aka Tentacruel but eith penises).

 

[Kureous]

This is wild

 

[NotaNuffian]

This is wild

Nah.

Already dead in the water.

 

[DeepWater]

Gay

 

[NotaNuffian]

Gay

#nohomo

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

my brother in christ..

what the flobber-dobble is a prehensile penis?!?! what is it grabbing at?!

 

[Deleted member 148356]

#nohomo

Protection card but this is the opposite day.

 

[Tsuru]

I am a bastard, I know.

But currently running on frustration and hatred, I have decided to type this shit onto the forum and see if anyone catch on.

Lvl 0 Penis.

Evolution stat:
1. Increase Length
2. Increase Girth

Special Evolution path:
1. Glans Glands mutation:
A. Split Ends
B. Knob Head

With just Increase Length, the milestones are as such:
Lvl 10 - Prick(er)
Lvl 20 - Impaler
Lvl 30 - Roper

Special Evolution path:
1. Prehensile Penis
2. Iron Rod

With just Increase Girth, the milestone is as such:
Lvl 10 - Stretcher

Special Evolution path:
1. Cockscrew
2. Ribbed
3. Lumpy
4. Inflated Body during insemination

Ps. I mispelled Glans into Glands. Fixed

Glans as in penile head.

You could have added:

1. Veiny
2. Knotted
3. Barbed
4. Multi-penis

This is wild

Gay

my brother in christ..

what the flobber-dobble is a prehensile penis?!?! what is it grabbing at?!

Protection card but this is the opposite day.

If girls talk of cosmetics for hours, for men, it seems about penis size :

 

[NotaNuffian]

If girls talk of cosmetics for hours, for men, it seems about penis size :

Because we all have it.

What do you want me to talk about? My portfolio, future career prospect or the significant others and/ or kids that men my age should already have?

There's a good reason why I'm ostracized.

 

[jrell]

I got you a spell

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Unique skill:
Ducking Loop de loop

 

[aj.canaan]

I don't think people are deeping bro has typed out a system for a penis. A very unique mind. I have to respect it.

Special pathway:
Bends right or left

 

[Anonjohn20]

If girls talk of cosmetics for hours, for men, it seems about penis size :

Straight men don't, but I love futa so make of that what you will.

 

[Cipiteca396]

what the flobber-dobble is a prehensile penis?!?! what is it grabbing at?!

Ask a dolphin.