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[Azure_Fog]

I found some good ones in my book, so here they are.

“You were hit by a meteor in your sleep, so unfortunately you did not have a chance to dodge.”(Chapter 1)
”Monster: Sir Bananananananana the Banananananaanan the 8th (Bananarian, 0y)” (Chapter 6)
“I’ll take the uh… orc with probably safe mushrooms.” (Chapter 13)
“[☟︎✌︎☠︎?︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ☠︎?︎☹︎☹︎ ❄︎☜︎☠︎☞︎⚐︎☹︎?︎]” (Chapter 15)
“It’s not nice to appraise everyone, ya know? Privacy is a nice thin’ to have.” (Chapter 16)
”But, I already 112%’d Empty Knight and got all the berries in Canadian Mountain deathless, so there’s not much to do. Well, I guess I’ll just start by doing my dailies in God Slap. Hm… I’m already AR 60 though… oh well.“ (Side Story— Ei’s Life)
”I sent Nadia flying at a nice house.” (Chapter 23)
”We have to fight white blood cells now? Why are they the size of a car?” (Chapter 24)
“‘Hey, Kurui, can you make it so that I can sleep too?’ ‘Eh? Do ya want me to smack ya on the head real hard?’” (Chapter 29)
“YOU ALMOST MADE ME GET EATEN BY A MEGALODON AND A KRAKEN!!!” (Chapter 29)

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"from the pheromone pots of the chamber of knowledge" -Formicea, Ch "Kyskas diary". Not every species reads with their vision it seems.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

“Well then, he’s gonna have to say goodbye to his right nipple later.”

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[SternenklarenRitter]

"I look at the incredibly wide variety of puddings, cakes, and sweets of every kind and only have one thought.
They can never know the truth." -Formicea, Ch 134

 

[Deleted member 84247]

"Soon after turning 5 I got an idea that I would turn my bunny into a subordinate just like Eliah did. I repeatedly stabbed the bunny in the neck with a small shard of ice until she died, but after she died no matter what I did the bunny wouldn’t move."

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"Of course, she does, she’s a maid, they’re supposed to be near omnipotent." -Kitsune of the Blue Sun, Ch103

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

Oh, the FUN we can have!

-From Gamer to Eldritch Horror. What could go wrong?- Ch7

 

[Corty]

"Soon after turning 5 I got an idea that I would turn my bunny into a subordinate just like Eliah did. I repeatedly stabbed the bunny in the neck with a small shard of ice until she died, but after she died no matter what I did the bunny wouldn’t move."

Mom… I’m scared.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"And how was your morning? I had to escape from a stranger's house who abducted me out of nowhere!" -"Eldritch" ch18, by expentio

 

[TsumiHokiro]

"By now, a portion of the forest had been cleared of trees, leaving behind wild thickets and groves that resisted eradication", AstralMagically. My Magus Academy is Run by Players?! [Western Cultivation LitRPG], Chapter 30.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

" I felt intense rage and hatred revolting and taking over me screaming for revenge." Deaath, Prey (Violent Monster LitRPG/Progression), Chapter 1.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"I just had a weird moment where I imagined myself wrapped around your cock and being jammed up that bird’s butt." -"Monster Breeder" ch51, by Ladonyx

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hmmm I have a new one to add:

OOoo~ Found a weak spot, huh? I’ll make sure to tease you lots~

I promise I’m not writing smut.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"Foolish tail! Return to me at once. Your disobedience will be noted when it comes time to brush your luxurious length!" -"Cinnamon Bun" ch457, by Raven's Dagger

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"But Sam, being clever and prone to fraud, had gotten the best insurance she could afford a few weeks prior, including a hefty insurance that only kicked in if the car was damaged by heroic or villainous actions." -"Fluff" ch# Prologue (Book 3), by Raven's Dagger. Always upgrade your insurance once you become a villainous hench-ma'am.