One sentence ghost stories.

[BearlyAlive]

And the PE teacher asked his students to give him back those spears.

Food for thought: Zombies.

 

[goldenphonix]

Back to back exams

 

[LeilaniOtter]

School's back in session nationwide this week!

 

[CharlesEBrown]

The Accursed Thread just would not die...

 

[Hoshino]

The Accursed Thread just would not die... :D

Why must you say that?

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

'I thought I was prepared to see her body, but I was not. My daughter was gone and all I have left to bury her is the skeleton.'

 

[Hoshino]

... Do you guys not understand? What must I do to make you comprehend such thing as the purpose of this thread? Its once sentence ghost stories.

 

[JayMark]

My boxer girlfriend didn't shave and got pregnant.

 

[DireBadger]

The problem was not dying; it was that death didn't seem to stick.

... Do you guys not understand? What must I do to make you comprehend such thing as the purpose of this thread? Its once sentence ghost stories.

I called for one sentence ghost stories, but all the ghosts preferred to use two.

 

[BearlyAlive]

I'm here to talk about your taxes; being Death is just a side gig.

 

[Worthy39]

The good news is, you're getting a deadly, incurable disease named after you.

You didn’t do your Spanish homework this week, you know what that means.

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

"I miss the voices in my head" the medicated patient thought, pulling the knife free of their latest victim "they always kept the insanity at bay."

 

[QuillandGraphite]

I woke up to the sound of my own voice whispering from the closet, saying, “You shouldn’t have gone back to sleep.”

 

[LeilaniOtter]

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you missed the Rapture. But don't worry; you just weren't fit for alien consumption. ?

 

[Naravelt]

If a ghost's always haunting you, the ghost must be hearing the Rickroll song 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

 

[IdoruToei]

My reflection blinked.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

I thought the interest of that beautiful woman seemed too good to be true, until I noticed the word "CORONER" on her jacket...

 

[Nekyo]

She was gently sucking and playing with her tongue, suddenly she slammed her jaws biting with all her might. Ice cream horror story ?

 

[LeilaniOtter]

My cat sitting on top of a table, staring intently at absolutely nothing on the ceiling.

 

[Hoshino]

Just let this thread die-nya