One-liners

[LeilaniOtter]

Maybe the world really did end December 31st, 1999. We're just so unwilling to accept it we've, as a whole, conjured up this entire existence based solely on our perceptions. Maybe the Matrix wasn't too far a stretch after all. ??

 

[CharlesEBrown]

From my old RPG days:

"Those who accused me of 'playing God' fail to understand that the whole purpose, the entire point of Science is to understand God so that we may one day replace Him..."

"My powers are so far beyond your comprehension that ... that you cannot possibly begin to comprehend them!"

 

[zephyrtrillian]

Girl, you're like pneumonia cuz you take my breath away~ ??

 

[Ai-chan]

You think your shit is greater than mine?

 

[Senx1l]

You got me jumping like boomshakalaka boomshakalaka

 

[SirContro]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

 

[Supperset]

A man is not known by his birth, but by his deeds.

Even the righteous must sometimes bathe in blood.

In war, truth is the first casualty.

Justice in this world does not wait for truth; it bows to power.

Dharma is just a weapon the powerful wield until it no longer serves them.

Victory is written by the survivors, not the virtuous.

Be the last one standing.

 

[Hoshino]

Roses are purple, voilets are red, go touch some grass you excuse of human being.

 

[HungrySheep]

i lived bitch

 

[NeverSayNether]

Some funny lines that popped into my head:

- You, my friend, are about as bright as a black hole and twice as dense.

- “… with all the beauty and grace of a drunken hippocampus…”

- “… high calorie humans…”

 

[3guanoff]

I have contemplated buying a mountain, but it seems a bit steep.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Doesn't work without the set-up so technically not a one-liner but two characters meet for the first time. One knows the other by reputation and calls him by his name.
"I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage."
"Honey, there are maybe a handful of people in the world who can't say that."

 

[BreadIsACuisine]

That's mango people.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Are you my cousin? Because you suck.

Would you like to be my dinner tonight? I want to suck you dry.

 

[JayMark]

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