One day you wake up with your clone in your bed

[TASTYLEADPAINT]

"Bro can you go to work today? i cba"

 

[Ananias5]

You wake up in your bed to find out there's a new addition - it's a clone of yourself with all the memories and knowledge you have. The clone says they're going to dissapear in 24 hours.

Now, what do you do?
Edit: Fuck me sideways, I posted it in the wrong thread. Cool. Now I need to remember how to change it...

I know myself too well. If I don't stop myself and tie him up, and then leave a fifth of scotch and a bag of gummy bears, then the world is in trouble.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Multi-track procrastination!

 

[cabbag3]

If I borrow one of his kidneys for, let's say 25 hours, would the kidney also disappear?
We need to know the limits here.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Now, what do you do?
Edit: Fuck me sideways,

 

[NotaNuffian]

Pretty much the usual; get me and the clone out of the house. One of us goes to work while the other gets to bum around the nearby mall.

Both aren't pleasant experience because I dislike work and I have no money, so it's window shopping while being bored.

The first problem is that I have no life, therefore even if there is another me, there isn't a point because two multiply with nothing is still nothing.

The second problem is that I don't want to stay in house because "oh, you free? Do chores!" I might have heart and grow a pair by starting the chores, but I have been lazy since start of December with perpetual body aches and it is an excuse that I just can't stop.

Then comes the logistic issue of communicating between me and clone because only one phone and one whatsapp account.

All in all, having a clone solves nothing, brings nothing and ends the 2024 in a nothing burger.

Happy New Year's Eve.

 

[RedMuffin]

So, if I had a clone only for 24 hours, we would probably watch some movies or play online games, that way I could coordinate my gameplay strategy with my clone since we think in the same way and increase our chances of winning the game.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Fight to the death.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Fight to the death.

The clone knows all your moves. He is basically in your head.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

The clone knows all your moves. He is basically in your head.

I know where he hides his shiv. He has no chance.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Fight to the death.

First off, body will be hard to hide.

Second, I hope OG wants suicide by clone that disappears after 24 hours, because then it becomes murder with an unfindable culprit.

 

[Lysander_Works]

Go to the dance floor and bust dem moves in perfect dual-harmony.

 

[CrimsonGenius]

Don’t know? Play a prank?

 

[Anonjohn20]

Go to the dance floor and bust dem moves in perfect dual-harmony.

rather than 2 left feet. I'd be stuck with 4 left feet. LOL

 

[georgelee5786]

I roll over and cut his life short via strangulation. There's only one me

 

[Anonjohn20]

I roll over and cut his life short via strangulation. There's only one me

He develops an erection during the process. That's how you learn that you have a strangulation kink.

 

[HelloHound]

first we get jiggy, then we commit crimes while the other has an alibi

 

[RedMuffin]

first we get jiggy, then we commit crimes while the other has an alibi

 

[HelloHound]

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you're lucky I didn't specify which crimes we would commit

 

[Anonjohn20]

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you're lucky I didn't specify which crimes we would commit

There will be jaywalking like the world has never seen before!