One day, came a hero named Buddy Upshaw
With his mighty timberlings and cutting axe
Hopping, jumping, laughing, cutting, splitting
Just like one day, came a god named Buddy Upshaw.
This isn’t from the book directly but it’s a line i’ve been meaning to incorporate. Buddy Upshaw is the man! Also yes, he wears timbs and the rubber ducky hat. Buddy is more like than likely shirtless and only has his underwear concealing his occasionally rising dragon.