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TheEldritchGod

A Cloud Of Pure Spite And Eyes
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Indicterra

Making the Emperor proud, one corpse at a time
Joined
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Imma touch you
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ManwX

Im from a Timeline where nuclear war destroyed all
Joined
Mar 12, 2022
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Welcome, welcome, step right in,
Thrilled you’ve joined this circus of hot takes and spin.
Your fresh perspective? We’re *totally* starved—
Just kidding, we’ve heard it all, but do play the part.

The debates here are *so* profound, you’ll see—
Fifty threads on why toast should be served with tea.
Lurk for a decade, or post your first take—

Either way, rest assured, we’ll all roll our eyes in your wake.

*So gald we have a new one here or don’t—who’s keeping score?

(Spoiler: We are. But welcome! …Now shut the front door.)
 

TheEldritchGod

A Cloud Of Pure Spite And Eyes
Joined
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Hes newborn and confused, give him a few millennia to get his shit together.
Ah... to be a fresh spawn again.
Welcome. Another with a god complex to the collection. Nice.
There are no gods here. Nor vampires, or other strange otherworldly creatures of any sort. We are all perfectly normal humans around here. HAHAHA! It is just a joke! There is no way anything abnormal is going on. Do we not all have pressurized circulatory systems? Do all not involuntarily consume oxygen with our pulmonary organs? Yes, we are all perfectly normal beings of Meat and intolerance who support the current local sports team and everything.

Let us all just chillax and blink for a while like normal humans and NOT post such nonsense.
 

Rezcore

Well Hewn Timber
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Aug 18, 2022
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Welcome. But, how uncouth you didn't allow the Butler to announce you. How uncivilized.
 

Devilb6

Member
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Well, hello there.

You know i'm something of a new author myself.


 
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