Need a name

[ThrillingHuman]

It used to fall from the sky as a gift from god so jews could eat while wandering in a desert.

Now it powers ultramegazords

back in my days it would never be used to feed the plebs

 

[TheEldritchGod]

back in my days it would never be used to feed the plebs

Hey. Jews make a mean golem. Well, if you hit it with an arrow in the forehead, it shuts down due to a syntax error, but otherwise, Jewtm Golems work just fine. Just check out this Yelp Review:

VERY HELPFUL
Rabbi Arlin Gluckstein
My village was being sieged by the gentile, but once we unboxed your Golem, it made fast work of the marauders then proceeded to tirelessly patrol our borders. Would have given it five out of five stars, if it wasn't for the fact the Golem can't figure out how to deliver mail. I mean it's wandering the countryside anyway. Why not save me the postage and drop off a letter to my cousin Levy? But no, That is beyond the capability of the golem. Seems like a feature you should put in. Just a suggestion. Not telling you how to make a golem. Just a paying customer here who would like to get his money's worth and thinks that a hulking ten-foot-tall humanoid made out of clay should be able to wander a few feet to the right and drop a folded-up piece of paper in a box it is walking past anyways. But who am I to judge? I only paid for overnight delivery, which you overcharged me for, but not complaining because, you know, marauders. Still, good golem. Would order again.

 

[melchi]

back in my days it would never be used to feed the plebs

In Hebrew "manna" means "what is it"

Sounds like some mystery meat to me.