My weird ass epiphany

[Dragonpig]

I got an observation. Hear me out.

Had an idea for a story and was told it was gratuitous. Found out that word is not objective, it's subjective depending on the person's preference, which is the issue.

But then I learned a lesson that seems to be the most important one: it depends on the market. A "gratuitous" story can become quite popular. Examples: Lolita, everything Stephen King writes, Game of Thrones.

So I learned the most important lesson, and it's important to me: money talks, bullshit walks.

"Why are you saying this, dragonpig?"

I don't know, I just had an epiphany.

 

[Sabruness]

 

[Alski]

I think you need to go back to hotboxing yourself.

 

[Dragonpig]

I think you need to go back to hotboxing yourself.

I didn't know cats could type. Not bad Mittens.

 

[blackcrowcrowd]

 

[AnEmberOfSundown]

When it comes to unsolicited thoughts on something you want to write about, I like to think back on the immortal words of The Dude, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing:

 

[Alski]

I didn't know cats could type. Not bad Mittens.

What does a dragonpig have? hooves or claws?

 

[Dragonpig]

What does a dragonpig have? hooves or claws?

The secret to being a dragonpig is this don't tell anybody. But when we get handjob from women we squeal.

View attachment 47538 Sir don't look too hard. Sometimes just let stuff happen.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I got an observation. Hear me out.

Had an idea for a story and was told it was gratuitous. Found out that word is not objective, it's subjective depending on the person's preference, which is the issue.

But then I learned a lesson that seems to be the most important one: it depends on the market. A "gratuitous" story can become quite popular. Examples: Lolita, everything Stephen King writes, Game of Thrones.

So I learned the most important lesson, and it's important to me: money talks, bullshit walks.

"Why are you saying this, dragonpig?"

I don't know, I just had an epiphany.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Interesting.

 

[Dragonpig]

Interesting.

Question isn't a

butt-stabber a fancy name for rogue?​

 

[MC-Stories]

What does a dragonpig have? hooves or claws?

technically, a dragonpig would claws at the front, hooves in the back, and a dragon tail curled up like a pig would, also dragonpigs are said to be very "well endowed" if you catch my drift.

 

[Dragonpig]

technically, a dragonpig would claws at the front, hooves in the back, and a dragon tail curled up like a pig would, also dragonpigs are said to be very "well endowed" if you catch my drift.

sir. You are now my new spokesperson every woman I'm with, let her know this. I'll send you the check in the mail. because dragonpig's don't trust technology.

 

[AnEmberOfSundown]

Question isn't a

butt-stabber a fancy name for rogue?​

Wait, are they a butt stabber who is fluffy, or a stabber of fluffy butts?

 

[TinaMigarlo]

technically, a dragonpig would claws at the front, hooves in the back, and a dragon tail curled up like a pig would, also dragonpigs are said to be very "well endowed" if you catch my drift.

yes, but with that corkscrew penis that the pigs are known for. Just a giant one.
well, be handy on champagne bottles, at any rate.

 

[Dragonpig]

yes, but with that corkscrew penis that the pigs are known for. Just a giant one.
well, be handy on champagne bottles, at any rate.

Exactly dragonpig use champagne bottles as condoms. Women get used to it after a while.
and by the way, you younger generation with your pronouns. How can I get my pronoun to just be Daddy.

 

[TinaMigarlo]

Exactly dragonpig use champagne bottles as condoms. Women get used to it after a while.
and by the way, you younger generation with your pronouns. How can I get my pronoun to just be Daddy.

referring to yourself as "daddy" in the third person. *not* creepy in the slightest, lol.

 

[Dragonpig]

referring to yourself as "daddy" in the third person. *not* creepy in the slightest, lol.

Next thing you will be telling me I can't wear my black wizard robe with the hood while having sex with her as a cat stands in the corner judging me. How else can I reach orgasm?

 

[TinaMigarlo]

as a cat stands in the corner judging me

only "ceiling cat" can judge you. Everyone knows this.

 

[Dragonpig]

only "ceiling cat" can judge you. Everyone knows this.

that sounds about right