My short form — what do you think?

[istryj]

Once upon a time, there was a boy… let’s give him a name for convenience. Say, Adolf.


One day, his parents decided to take him to the zoo — to see the creepy animals locked in cages. He looked at the animals for a while and then asked why they weren’t set free.


They told him, “Because they were born and raised in captivity. They wouldn’t survive in the wild.”


Adolf turned to the wolf and asked,
“Is that true?”


“Yes,” said the wolf. “If they let me out, I’ll get my paws wet, fall ill, and die. Just. Like. You.”

 

[AYM]

Does his name have to be Adolf?

 

[Sarandib]

Does his name have to be Adolf?

Doesn't it mean "wolf"?

 

[BigBadBoi]

Sounds like a skill issue

 

[Fty]

Doesn't it mean "wolf"?

It’s too soon, if you know what I mean

 

[Indicterra]

Reminds me of story my friends cat named kitller

That was a bad joke, i will be seeing myself out

 

[LiteraryWho]

I don't know if this is exactly a response to your story, but animals from zoos will return to their cages if driven out of them. Assuming they aren't killed and eaten along the way.

Reminds me of story my friends cat named kitller

That was a bad joke, i will be seeing myself out

Is it weird I'm bothered by the extra 'l'?

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

Once upon a time, there was a boy… let’s give him a name for convenience. Say, Adolf.


One day, his parents decided to take him to the zoo — to see the creepy animals locked in cages. He looked at the animals for a while and then asked why they weren’t set free.


They told him, “Because they were born and raised in captivity. They wouldn’t survive in the wild.”


Adolf turned to the wolf and asked,
“Is that true?”


“Yes,” said the wolf. “If they let me out, I’ll get my paws wet, fall ill, and die. Just. Like. You.”

Explain this to me as if I was 6 years old

 

[Golden_Hyde]

Doesn't it mean "wolf"?

Noble Wolf to be exact

 

[istryj]

Sounds like a skill issue

Probably bad translate - I use free CGPT.