My GF is getting her wisdom teeth removed

[Representing_Tromba]

What questions should I ask her while she is under the influence that would be funny/loving but not invasive/mean?

 

[laccoff_mawning]

Does she feel any dumber now?

Can I have your [insert food here]? Say "wuhmowah" if yes; "watermelon" if no.

Isn't the peace and quiet here really nice and relaxing?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Does she feel any dumber now?

Can I have your [insert food here]? Say "wuhmowah" if yes; "watermelon" if no.

Isn't the peace and quiet here really nice and relaxing?

Those sound mean

 

[RepresentingWrath]

This is prime time to ask her if she is secretly a shark or not.

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

Tell her you love her

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I thought you were going to ask for prayers.

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

Tell her you love her

Then after a pause continue with "dog. I love your dog."

They did that to me. Wasn't nice..

 

[Dieter]

say my name

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

say my name

Diet-er

 

[SRB]

"You like jazz?"

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I thought you were going to ask for prayers.

That too!

 

[tiaf]

What came first; the egg or the chicken?
Let her guess where she is. Also make a (good) dad joke and see how she will react.

 

[Anonjohn20]

My GF is getting her wisdom teeth removed

Now she can't wise up and leave you. LOL JK

 

[tiaf]

The sheep joke please

 

[Alski]

Ask her how she liked the labotomy.

 

[LuoirM]

"Do you know who I am?"
Whether or not her question is yes or no or rambling, follow up with "I'm here to take your dogs."

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Ask her if she knows who Anon is.

 

[Bartun]

Best wishes!

 

[Aaqil]

What questions should I ask her while she is under the influence that would be funny/loving but not invasive/mean?

This is prime time to ask her if she is secretly a shark or not.

Tell her you are a shark,

 

[HelloHound]

ask her what her favorites are; color, animal, person, etc
sing if you're happy and you know it, get her to clap her hands
stock up on soft foods such as pudding, papaya, and jello