Mother Nature Throwdown

[OliviaMyriad]

Mangoes because they don’t smell.

Chicken because they taste better.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Chicken because they taste better.

Eagles, cause it's hard to get a taste of them.

 

[Kotohood]

Eagles, cause it's hard to get a taste of them.

Ducks > Eagles. Fite me.

 

[OliviaMyriad]

Ducks > Eagles. Fite me.

Geese are just bigger, more aggressive ducks.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Geese are just bigger, more aggressive ducks.

Swans look cooler than your piddly geese.

 

[OliviaMyriad]

Swans look cooler than your piddly geese.

Ostrich because they're both jerks and dangerous.

 

[Suryae]

Secretarybird because they could actually fly.

 

[OliviaMyriad]

Secretarybird because they could actually fly.

Emus because they've won a war.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Emus because they've won a war.

Goats, because they were part of a worse war.

 

[OliviaMyriad]

Goats, because they were part of a worse war.

Rhinos because they have bigger horns.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Rhinos because they have bigger horns.

Elephants, as they are the true gray skinned four legged killing machines.

 

[Phantomheart]

Elephants, as they are the true gray skinned four legged killing machines.

Mammoths, because they are bigger elephants except fluffy and fierce!

 

[ZynGrand]

Mammoths, because they are bigger elephants except fluffy and fierce!

Ants, because they still exist.

 

[Suryae]

Ants, because they still exist.

Bees, because they are in Minecraft.

 

[Kotohood]

Bees, because they are in Minecraft.

Spiders. Cause spiders.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Spiders. Cause spiders.

Beetles, cause' they're cooler and a more superior band.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Beetles, cause' they're cooler and a more superior band.

Sparrows, cause they eat your small bugs.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Sparrows, cause they eat your small bugs.

Storks, because DreamWorks made a good movie about them.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Storks, because DreamWorks made a good movie about them.

Dogs, cause there are so many dog movies. TOO MANY.

 

[OliviaMyriad]

Cats because they're the popular opposite of dogs. They're also freer in human society.