Mosquitoes

Kureous

What's Yagami backwards?
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How do y'all deal with them?

 

Insomniologist

Nemurenu Kyōfu
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Be a freak, like me.
They try and give you the suck, and then they drop dead from the horrors they just consumed.


This isn’t a joke by the way. The few times I’ve gotten a mosquito bite, the mosquito in question dies after 2 minutes or so. I’ve just learned to not question it.
 

Nolff

An attractive male of unspecified gender.
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Be a freak, like me.
They try and give you the suck, and then they drop dead from the horrors they just consumed.


This isn’t a joke by the way. The few times I’ve gotten a mosquito bite, the mosquito in question dies after 2 minutes or so. I’ve just learned to not question it.
Your blood's prolly contains toxins made of the Taco Bells you've eaten for months.
 

BigBadBoi

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Buy those bug tents, get mosquito repellant and mosquito coils, and kneel down repent for your transgressions and pray to the spidergod to bless your home and to devour all those bloodsuckers.
 

xuduxixi

a sloth that wants to be great
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Electric fan at full speed pointing at you, ceiling fan works too. They can't win against the tempest.
 

Piisfun

Playful Spacetime Dragon
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1. Avoid standing water.
2. Wear light colors
3. Breathe lightly and stay relatively quiet
4. Stand next to someone wearing dark colors and talking continuously.
 
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