Monkey's Paw

[Deleted member 25151]

granted, it's a knuckle sandwich

I want to guess who's going to jail tonight.

Granted, there is a restaurant in Oregon named The Jail. The owner is probably visiting since it's permanently closed.

I wish for a thicc Omni man.

 

[Reborn_Cat]

Granted

I wish for absolutely nothing

 

[furnace]

Granted
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I wish for absolutely nothing

Granted, Absolutely Nothing proposed to you, and will not leave your side, or let you even communicate with others.

I wish for a better laptop.

 

[Reborn_Cat]

Granted, Absolutely Nothing proposed to you, and will not leave your side, or let you even communicate with others.

I wish for a better laptop.

Granted, but it has a malware that disables all forms of incognito mode and posts your browsing history on twitter

I wish for a good slice of life Litrpg

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

Granted, but it has a malware that disables all forms of incognito mode and posts your browsing history on twitter

I wish for a good slice of life Litrpg

Granted, but the protagonist can only level up from getting NTR'd

I wish for a decent night of sleep...

 

[Reborn_Cat]

Granted, but the protagonist can only level up from getting NTR'd

I wish for a decent night of sleep...

Granted, but you'll wake up to be in a reverse harem novel in which you are the ML with a messed up past

I wish for a plate of Nashville fried chicken

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

Granted, but you'll wake up to be in a reverse harem novel in which you are the ML with a messed up past

I wish for a plate of Nashville fried chicken

Granted, but they're cold and wet by the time you get them.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but they're cold and wet by the time you get them.

I wish that you made a wish so this thread wouldn't die such an unfitting death.

 

[The_Everdistant_Utopia]

I wish that you made a wish so this thread wouldn't die such an unfitting death.

Granted, but the wish is cut off before finishing.

I wish I had a double cheesb-

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but the wish is cut off before finishing.

I wish I had a double cheesb-

Granted, you get a singular cheesb-

I wish I found my cum sock.

 

[furnace]

Granted, you get a singular cheesb-

I wish I found my cum sock.

Granted someone else had used it.

I wish that Smuthub meme comes to fruition.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted someone else had used it.

I wish that Smuthub meme comes to fruition.

Granted, it's ip exclusive to Bosnia and Herzegovina only.

I wish I will meet someone with the exact name Anwar Muraham a/L Rawiswaran.

 

[furnace]

Granted, it's ip exclusive to Bosnia and Herzegovina only.

I wish I will meet someone with the exact name Anwar Muraham a/L Rawiswaran.

Granted, now your name is Anwar Muraham a/L Rawiswaran.

I wish that you didn't ask for wishes that are hard to twist up.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, now your name is Anwar Muraham a/L Rawiswaran.

I wish that you didn't ask for wishes that are hard to twist up.

Granted, I'll make it easy for you.

I wish to be a raging homophobe and a racist, especially towards the Balkans.

 

[furnace]

Granted, I'll make it easy for you.

I wish to be a raging homophobe and a racist, especially towards the Balkans.

Granted. Unfortunately, you yourself are a Balkan, and you hate every second of your miserable existence, while also being too afraid to change your lot in life.

I wish that my instructors stop springing up assignments 24 hours before the due date.

 

[Deleted member 25151]

Granted. Unfortunately, you yourself are a Balkan, and you hate every second of your miserable existence, while also being too afraid to change your lot in life.

I wish that my instructors stop springing up assignments 24 hours before the due date.

Granted, your instructors will start springing up your assignments 1 hour before the due date.

I wish wish.com is available in Yugoslavia.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, your instructors will start springing up your assignments 1 hour before the due date.

I wish wish.com is available in Yugoslavia.

Granted, now internet is banned in Yugoslavia as a whole. The site's available, of course, but good luck getting a 5G connection there.

I wish for a car.

 

[Deleted member 25151]

Granted, now the internet is banned in Yugoslavia as a whole. The site's available, of course, but good luck getting a 5G connection there.

I wish for a car.

Granted, you now have a car in Cyberpunk 2077. Updated with the latest patch.

I wish the certain person who grants my wish to join Ustase.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, you now have a car in Cyberpunk 2077. Updated with the latest patch.

I wish the certain person who grants my wish to join Ustase.

Granted, you're the mess hall's communal sodomy cum dump.

I wish for two cars.

 

[SakeVision]

Granted, you're the mess hall's communal sodomy cum dump.

I wish for two cars.

granted, your legs are then tied up to the first car, your arms to the other, and they drive in opposite directions

I wish for a bottle of 40% Finlandia vodka