Monkey's Paw

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the police will arrest you for inflating the economy.
I wish for cure for cancer

Granted, because I’m a nice person

I wish for an elephant to live 9999 years before dying peacefully

 

[Agentt]

Granted, because I’m a nice person

I wish for an elephant to live 9999 years before dying peacefully

Granted, but he would be experimented on by laboratory to find out why?
I wish to be as nice as you.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but he would be experimented on by laboratory to find out why?
I wish to be as nice as you.

Granted, but I’m actually evil so you become evil too

I wish for 500 wpm

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but I’m actually evil so you become evil too

I wish for 500 wpm

Granted, but everyone else get 800 wpm.
I wish to top my exams

 

[furnace]

Granted, but everyone else get 800 wpm.
I wish to top my exams

Granted, you top from the bottom

I wish for everyone's wishes to not become corrupted.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, you top from the bottom

I wish for everyone's wishes to not become corrupted.

Granted, they will not be glitches out in your device.
I wish for a young girl to give me valentines chocolates

 

[Yamemai]

Granted, they will not be glitches out in your device.
I wish for a young girl to give me valentines chocolates

lol, Granted, a 'young' G.I.R.L gives you some digital chocolate during a valentine event.

... I wish for Universal Basic Income to become a reality.

 

[Agentt]

lol, Granted, a 'young' G.I.R.L gives you some digital chocolate during a valentine event.

... I wish for Universal Basic Income to become a reality.

Bold of you to assume I know the full form of G.I.R.L, unfortunately, I do.
Granted but minimum wage is like 2 cents.
I wish to have great luck during gatcha

 

[Agentt]

lol, Granted, a 'young' G.I.R.L gives you some digital chocolate during a valentine event.

... I wish for Universal Basic Income to become a reality.

DON'T ACT LIKE THERES NO WAY I CAN GET GOOD LUCK IN GATCHA!

 

[Yamemai]

Bold of you to assume I know the full form of G.I.R.L, unfortunately, I do.
Granted but minimum wage is like 2 cents.
I wish to have great luck during gatcha

:b
Granted, you're luck in gatcha increased, at the expense of daily life; depending on the rarity of your pulls, causality follows, causing yo harm, both literally and metaphorically

.... I wish governance weren't so corrupt.
Edit: Whoops, wrong word.

DON'T ACT LIKE THERES NO WAY I CAN GET GOOD LUCK IN GATCHA!

lol, posted as I was finishing.

 

[Agentt]

:b
Granted, you're luck in gatcha increased, at the expense of daily life; depending on the rarity of your pulls, causality follows, causing yo harm, both literally and metaphorically

.... I wish governments weren't so corrupt.

lol, posted as I was finishing.

I wonder if I can abuse this system. Like you will always try to break my wish, right? You will always do something that my wish doesn't come true completely. So...
I wish I was poor and ugly

 

[Napelynn]

:b
Granted, you're luck in gatcha increased, at the expense of daily life; depending on the rarity of your pulls, causality follows, causing yo harm, both literally and metaphorically

.... I wish governance weren't so corrupt.
Edit: Whoops, wrong word.

lol, posted as I was finishing.

Granted, governments don’t exist anymore

I wish for a piece of steak

I wonder if I can abuse this system. Like you will always try to break my wish, right? You will always do something that my wish doesn't come true completely. So...
I wish I was poor and ugly

Granted.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, governments don’t exist anymore

I wish for a piece of steak

Granted.

Granted, but its raw.
I wish people here would have no way to break the rules of this game

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but its raw.
I wish people here would have no way to break the rules of this game

Granted, but it’s everyone except me.

I wish for a beautifully cooked piece of steak.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but it’s everyone except me.

I wish for a beautifully cooked piece of steak.

Granted, but it contains pineapples and strawberries and resins in it.
I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it contains pineapples and strawberries and resins in it.
I wish for infinite wishes

Granted, you had infinite wishes anyways, you can still only wish one wish at a time though.

I wish to be able to wish two wishes at a time.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, you had infinite wishes anyways, you can still only wish one wish at a time though.

I wish to be able to wish two wishes at a time.

Granted, but one wish will be result in two problems
I wish I was alive

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but one wish will be result in two problems
I wish I was alive

Granted, but you still don’t have a social life

I wish for a jelly filled donut. Jelly filled are my favorite. Nothing beats a jelly filled donut.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but you still don’t have a social life

I wish for a jelly filled donut. Jelly filled are my favorite. Nothing beats a jelly filled donut.

Granted, but they are 10 times the price of a normal donut, also they are limited in stock.
I wish donuts would taste better than simply dry bread

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but they are 10 times the price of a normal donut, also they are limited in stock.
I wish donuts would taste better than simply dry bread

Granted, but the only thing you can eat are jelly filled donuts.

I wish for you to click this