Monkey's Paw

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but its just a wooden block you can throw around

I wish for a fidget spinner

Granted, but it is created out of flames so you burn your hand.


I wish for a nap

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it is created out of flames so you burn your hand.


I wish for a nap

Granted, you are forcibly knocked unconscious.

I wish for a new computer mouse

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you are forcibly knocked unconscious.

I wish for a new computer mouse

Granted, but the mouse runs away from your computer, right after leaving a dump, of course!

I wish for a knife.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the mouse runs away from your computer, right after leaving a dump, of course!

I wish for a knife.

Granted, but it’s blunt

I wish for a fish

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it’s blunt

I wish for a fish

Granted, but I destroyed it first with my blunt knife.


I wish for another wish

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but I destroyed it first with my blunt knife.


I wish for another wish

Granted, you have infinite anyways though...

I wish to win the rhyme games right now

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you have infinite anyways though...

I wish to win the rhyme games right now

Granted, but you only win for a second. 8 then take your place, then you, then me, then someone else, then me, then you, then so.eone else,.....



I wish for eternity.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you only win for a second. 8 then take your place, then you, then me, then someone else, then me, then you, then so.eone else,.....



I wish for eternity.

Granted, you will be eternally dead! Your corpse won’t rot though

I wish for a book

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you will be eternally dead! Your corpse won’t rot though

I wish for a book

Granted, but someone else find the playboy magazine and you are deemed as a pervert.... Hrheheheh



I wish for another knife.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but someone else find the playboy magazine and you are deemed as a pervert.... Hrheheheh



I wish for another knife.

Granted, but it’s a toy knife

I wish for my homework to finish itself

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it’s a toy knife

I wish for my homework to finish itself

Granted, it's completely torn into pieces. R.I.P. homework...


I wish for one, exactly 1, monkey.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, it's completely torn into pieces. R.I.P. homework...


I wish for one, exactly 1, monkey.

Granted, you turn into a monkey

I wish for a police officer dog

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you turn into a monkey

I wish for a police officer dog

Granted, but it chases you around because you are a criminal.


I wish for a monkey and a knife, without the knife being anywhere near the monkey.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it chases you around because you are a criminal.


I wish for a monkey and a knife, without the knife being anywhere near the monkey.

Granted, the monkey learned telekinesis so the knife doesn’t need to be near it for it to stab you

I wish for a humidifier

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, the monkey learned telekinesis so the knife doesn’t need to be near it for it to stab you

I wish for a humidifier

Granted, but that humidifier humidifies too much.....


I wish for a monkey

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but that humidifier humidifies too much.....


I wish for a monkey

Granted, you get a monkey corpse... again

I wish for a silver YouTube play button

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you get a monkey corpse... again

I wish for a silver YouTube play button

Granted, but you stole it, so my monkey corpse came alive and attacked you, for he was a police monkey.


I wish for a dog.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you stole it, so my monkey corpse came alive and attacked you, for he was a police monkey.


I wish for a dog.

Granted, but you stole it so my police dog came and attacked you

I wish for a cat

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but you stole it so my police dog came and attacked you

I wish for a cat

Granted, but your cat dies because of a battle it had with your police dog.


I wish for a throne.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but your cat dies because of a battle it had with your police dog.


I wish for a throne.

Granted but it’s made of swords so when you tried to sit on it you got stabbed to death

I wish for a crown