Middle Finger Laser

Frank-9976

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Premise: MC somehow has gained the ability to fire a small damaging laser from their middle finger when they make the rude gesture often known as "flipping the bird."
 

ACertainPassingUser

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MC suddenly realized, Laser makes no sound, just like any other light phenomenon like rainbow and sunset or sunrise.
 

Premier

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Wouldn't he constantly miss? You don't point the finger at them.

Just be a danger to air traffic.
 

BenJepheneT

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Wouldn't he constantly miss? You don't point the finger at them.

Just be a danger to air traffic.
depending on whether he can control the intensity of the laser, he's either got the luckiest/unluckiest girlfriend in the world
 
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