metaphor practice

[Kidd_Wadsworth]

Hit me with a great metaphor.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Hit me with a great metaphor.

His scream was loud. It was the cubicles at Taco Bell, combined.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Hit me with a great metaphor.

BRO YOU LOOK LIKE A VOLUME OF THE US TAX CODE!

 

[Zinless]

Your soul is as empty as my wallet.

 

[CadmarLegend]

BRO YOU LOOK LIKE A VOLUME OF THE US TAX CODE!

Your soul is as empty as my wallet.

OP’s asking for metaphors, not similes.

Though, it is much, much easier to reply with a simile.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

"Your girlfriend is both a unicorn and Cthulhu. They don't exist."

 

[NotaNuffian]

You are a walking chinese construction. Poorly/ cheaply made and prone to breakdowns.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

"Teach a man to fish and he'll feed himself forever. Don't teach a man to fish and you can feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishings not that hard." ~ Ron Swanson

"My pants are like a cheap castle, no ballroom." ~ unknown

"I see, said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw." ~ unknown

 

[TheEldritchGod]

His choice in anime was my choice in scotch. 12 years old and smooth.

 

[georgelee5786]

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100. A solid ten, but also imaginary."

 

[Kigol]

I want to stop hiding behind a wall of metaphors

but I'll burn that wall when i get over it.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Hit me with a great metaphor.

The clouds were full of life as they raced down south, with their massive dark grey tendrils waving through the air and onto the earth. The harsh and howling sirens were their enemy, and those living clouds knew how to win.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Hit me with a great metaphor.

sleep is a free-trial of death

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Getting a toddler dressed is a recipe for an argument.

 

[Caivy]

A blind man is like a detective without any clues - he's searching for answers but has no leads to follow

 

[ElijahRyne]

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100. A solid ten, but also imaginary."

Didn’t you say she lived in the town down 80 miles yonder? Going around saying that ‘She is the town in all practicality, for she is the only reason people know of it.’

 

[Iamnotabot]

I got nothing

 

[AiLovesToGrow]

Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

 

[Aaqil]

I can't think of any unless I've got something to explain,

 

[Kidd_Wadsworth]

You are a walking chinese construction. Poorly/ cheaply made and prone to breakdowns.

That's a little harsh on the Chinese.

Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Great but not original. Offenheimer I believe.

I got nothing

Nope, not a metaphor.

I can't think of any unless I've got something to explain,

Okay, use a metaphor to describe the state of your kitchen, your closet, your love life, or almond joy ice cream. Yeah, I know almond joy ice cream is heaven only sweeter.

A blind man is like a detective without any clues - he's searching for answers but has no leads to follow

I think you should reverse it. "I'd been on this case for 4 days and still no clues, no leads, no nothing. I was blind."

Getting a toddler dressed is a recipe for an argument.

Love this!

sleep is a free-trial of death

Expand please. "Most people think that sleep is a free-trial of death, but not me. I've been there--dead, I mean. Sleep isn't death. Because when you're dead, and your soul is rotting in hell, they don't let you sleep."

The clouds were full of life as they raced down south, with their massive dark grey tendrils waving through the air and onto the earth. The harsh and howling sirens were their enemy, and those living clouds knew how to win.

Give me more. I'm left with too many questions.