MENTAL HOSPITAL

[Playerkartik]

A Mental Hospital to help @JayMark for his next delivery...
Services:- 1) 99%chance for the kid to survive
2) 0% chance for the mother to die
3) extremely good doctors available

Are you all Jobless...Very well this MENTAL HOSPITAL brought to you infinite Patients.
Just tell what job you want you will get it....
Patients:- For any species of human/animal
DOCTOR(for @JayMark delivery), Janitor, Guards(To catch the parents to sign birth certificate), Nurse(not for nursing the kids but to teach Jay how to nurse)...
If you have any more job ideas do suggest, we will try to get you that job


Currently assigned:
@pangmida - Mad Scientist!!

Spoiler: Hehe

@Tabula_Rasa - Ded music...

Spoiler: Music..

@Alski - Why are you here?

Spoiler: Why?

@Wamba2K - Chef who didn't cook...got cooked

Spoiler: Chef's Dish

@AnonUnlimited - Why is that man holding you...leaning on you?..and looking at you?

Spoiler: ?

@ConansWitchBaby - Shaman with Haphephobia

Spoiler: Haphephobia...?

@Omarfaruq - Used so much AI that he became an AI...

Spoiler: AI

Not Those men..that ROBOT!!

@NotaNuffian - Sees it all!!! Grandma...

Spoiler: Stalk

@sleepandeatallday - Doctor??

Spoiler: Doc?

And failed a surgery....

@Nolff - Another Great Doctor...but bro ran out of time...

Spoiler: Bruh..

@Corty - Birth Coach Raccoon...

Spoiler: Dumpster

@Envylope - Friendly neighbourhood Vampire...

Spoiler: Vampire

Yeahh...she's a nurse too...

@Arkus86 - Angry Janitor

Spoiler: Deaf??

@Navillus - Cat Janitor

Spoiler: Gaming world!!

Crypt Custodian on Steam

Crypt Custodian is a charming metroidvania about cleaning up the afterlife. Play as Pluto - a mischievous cat who has died, and is sentenced to be the afterworld's janitor... FOREVER! Hang out with other doomed ghosts, battle beasts, and explore a vastly expansive landscape.

store.steampowered.com

Plays this irl....in the mind...

@Sunsetinapainting - Personal Psychologist for Jay

Spoiler: really a psychologist?

@Conqueror_Quack - Adoption Agency...well...it's got a lot of traffic nowadays..

Spoiler: Traffic?!!

@Woolen_Monkey - Trash bin

Spoiler: Trauma...

Traumatised by the Raccoon's assault...

@Juia_Darkcrest - Exorcist

Spoiler: Scared of ghosts herself....

@Worthy39 - Another Chef

Spoiler: SECRET

He created the Chef's dish...more like created a Dish of CHEF...

@A-Random-Writer - Heli-Ambulance Pilot

Spoiler: Bro wants the profit so hard...

 

[pangmida]

Lab technician. Get a tissue sample of that worm thing and its parents @JayMark and @AnonUnlimited to see what in the world made this possible.

 

[Playerkartik]

Lab technician. Get a tissue sample of that worm thing and its parents @JayMark and @AnonUnlimited to see what in the world made this possible.

@pangmida assigned as the lab technician

 

[Deleted member 44974]

I will be the elevator music. Randomly increase or decrease stress level of all staff in the hospital.

 

[Playerkartik]

I will be the elevator music. Randomly increase or decrease stress level of all staff in the hospital.

@Tabula_Rasa assigned elevator music

 

[Alski]

Meow, if I sleep on your feet it means you are going to die.

 

[JayMark]

2) 0% chance for the mother to die

Also, Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie, Me, Is the mother.
*dies laughing

 

[Wamba2K]

Meow, if I sleep on your feet it means you are going to die.

Can you sleep on my feet please...


Also, I'll can run the kitchen. Cooking up some frozen never fresh food for everyone.

 

[Playerkartik]

Meow, if I sleep on your feet it means you are going to die.

@Alski assigned to be THAT CAT IN EVERY HOSPITAL

 

[Playerkartik]

Can you sleep on my feet please...


Also, I'll can run the kitchen. Cooking up some frozen never fresh food for everyone.

@Wamba2K assigned as the chef

 

[JayMark]

Anaesthetists?

 

[Playerkartik]

Anaesthetists?

Ofc Let someone be the doctor I will train them as an experienced student in engineering

 

[AnonUnlimited]

-_- wtf?

also here is some of my blood.

 

[Playerkartik]

-_- wtf?

also here is some of my blood.

@AnonUnlimited assigned to be the BLOOD DONOR during the delivery

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Can I be the spiritual shaman wacking people with a bundle of dried leaves?

 

[Playerkartik]

Can I be the spiritual shaman wacking people with a bundle of dried leaves?

@ConansWitchBaby Assigned as the spiritual shaman.

 

[Omarfaruq]

Can I be the founder of the hospital?

 

[JayMark]

Can I be the spiritual shaman wacking people with a bundle of dried leaves?

So I'm guessing getting whacked with a bundle of dried leaves will be my pain management, great.

 

[Playerkartik]

@Omarfaruq assigned as the Co-Founder

 

[NotaNuffian]