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[binarysoap]

10 bottles of beer on the wall.
...
10 bottles of beer on the wall.

10 bottles of beer. Take one down, force the contents down the throat of Hurgmcgurg,

 

[HURGMCGURG]

10 bottles of beer. Take one down, force the contents down the throat of Hurgmcgurg,

9. Why would you do that?

 

[binarysoap]

9. Why would you do that?

9. Why not? Maybe I want to see you drunk.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

9. Why not? Maybe I want to see you drunk.

8. I don't even like beer.

 

[binarysoap]

8. I don't even like beer.

8. Even better. Now chug, chug!

 

[HURGMCGURG]

8. Even better.

7. I would have taken whiskey over this, you know.

 

[binarysoap]

7. I would have taken whiskey over this, you know.

7 bottles of whiskey on the wall, take one down, shove it down Hurgmcgurg's throat,

 

[HURGMCGURG]

7 bottles of whiskey on the wall, take one down, shove it down Hurgmcgurg's throat,

6. tHiS iSd GrEaT! Ur My BeStEsT oF fRiEnDs! I lOvE tHe HaPy JuIcE!

 

[binarysoap]

6. tHiS iSd GrEaT! Ur My BeStEsT oF fRiEnDs! I lOvE tHe HaPy JuIcE!

6 vials of crack on the wall, take one down, shove it down Hurgmcgurg's throat,

 

[HURGMCGURG]

6 vials of crack on the wall, take one down, shove it down Hurgmcgurg's throat,

5

 

[binarysoap]

5

5.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

5.

4

 

[binarysoap]

4

4. It's almost there.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

4. It's almost there.

3

 

[binarysoap]

3

3.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

3.

2. Here we go.

 

[binarysoap]

2. Here we go.

2. I'm having an existential crisis. What am I going to do with my life now?!

 

[HURGMCGURG]

2. I'm having an existential crisis. What am I going to do with my life now?!

1. Just do as I shall: Drink yourself to sleep.

 

[binarysoap]

1. Just do as I shall: Drink yourself to sleep.

1 E -31. I have introduced a bug in the code.

 

[tiaf]

1 E -31. I have introduced a bug in the code.

1 E -31. ゞ(シㅇ3ㅇ)