Make A Skill Package Deal For The Apocalypse~!
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Oops, forgot to make a example~
[Insanity]
"Wow, Looks Like You're Going To Be... Uh... ... ...Something..."
Or
"Wow, Uhh...
*Breathes In Through Theeth With Worry*
*Places Both Palms Together In Praying Position Underneath Nose, Infront Of Mouth*
...GoD wHy"
The World -
Apocalypse With Strong Monsters
Skills -
[Insane Action]
- Skill Solves The Situation Your In Using The Owner, But May Bring A Multitude Of Problems With It.
[Insane Luck]
- Skill Solves The Situation Using Irrational Coincidence, But May Bring A Multitude Of Problems With It.
[Bring The Crazy]
- Skill Somehow Brings An Extreme Amount Unfortunate Events, Situations and Luck Upon Your Opponent(s) Or Area.
[Insane Stats](Passive)
[Insane Growth](Passive)
Traits & Habits -
[Joy And Happiness When Getting Hurt]
[Joy And Happiness When Others Get Hurt]
[Laugh When Getting Hurt]
[Laugh When Others Get Hurt]
[Laugh When Others Die]
[Talk To People Others Can't See]
- Your Subconscious, Sixth Sense and Random
Bottom Description -
Owner Of The Package Skill Can Still Get Hurt, But Doesn't Mind It Much.
Owner's Subconscious Becomes Highly Intelligent & Rational.
Owners Sixth Sense Becomes Highly Sensitive.
Both Subconscious & Sixth Sense Have Small Control Over The Owners Body.
Subconscious Ristrics The Owner From Doing Something Unrational Except When Skills Are Active.
Sixth Sense Helps Keep The Owner Safe.
Here's another one~
[Sh*t Out Of Luck & Nothing]
"You're Weak And Useless,
Why The Hell Do You Even Exist?"
The World -
End Of The World Apocalypse
And Nothing Anybody Can Do To Stop It.
(Especially You F*cksh*t)
Skills -
[F*cking Nothing]
[Misfortune](Passive)
- Skill Brings Misfortune To You And Your Surroundings.
Trait & Habits -
(Why Are you Looking Here? You Wanted Some? No, Go F*ck Yourself. Go Cry At A Corner Useless)
A Skill Package That Has Existential Crisis Questioning Its Existance And Is Mean To You.
[Insanity]
"Wow, Looks Like You're Going To Be... Uh... ... ...Something..."
Or
"Wow, Uhh...
*Breathes In Through Theeth With Worry*
*Places Both Palms Together In Praying Position Underneath Nose, Infront Of Mouth*
...GoD wHy"
The World -
Apocalypse With Strong Monsters
Skills -
[Insane Action]
- Skill Solves The Situation Your In Using The Owner, But May Bring A Multitude Of Problems With It.
[Insane Luck]
- Skill Solves The Situation Using Irrational Coincidence, But May Bring A Multitude Of Problems With It.
[Bring The Crazy]
- Skill Somehow Brings An Extreme Amount Unfortunate Events, Situations and Luck Upon Your Opponent(s) Or Area.
[Insane Stats](Passive)
[Insane Growth](Passive)
Traits & Habits -
[Joy And Happiness When Getting Hurt]
[Joy And Happiness When Others Get Hurt]
[Laugh When Getting Hurt]
[Laugh When Others Get Hurt]
[Laugh When Others Die]
[Talk To People Others Can't See]
- Your Subconscious, Sixth Sense and Random
Bottom Description -
Owner Of The Package Skill Can Still Get Hurt, But Doesn't Mind It Much.
Owner's Subconscious Becomes Highly Intelligent & Rational.
Owners Sixth Sense Becomes Highly Sensitive.
Both Subconscious & Sixth Sense Have Small Control Over The Owners Body.
Subconscious Ristrics The Owner From Doing Something Unrational Except When Skills Are Active.
Sixth Sense Helps Keep The Owner Safe.
Here's another one~
[Sh*t Out Of Luck & Nothing]
"You're Weak And Useless,
Why The Hell Do You Even Exist?"
The World -
End Of The World Apocalypse
And Nothing Anybody Can Do To Stop It.
(Especially You F*cksh*t)
Skills -
[F*cking Nothing]
[Misfortune](Passive)
- Skill Brings Misfortune To You And Your Surroundings.
Trait & Habits -
(Why Are you Looking Here? You Wanted Some? No, Go F*ck Yourself. Go Cry At A Corner Useless)
A Skill Package That Has Existential Crisis Questioning Its Existance And Is Mean To You.
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HERO CREATION KIT
the system will give u quest and equipment so that u can become a hero smoothly
WORLD: FATE
SKILLS
KNIFE: a normal kitchen knife"goodluck user!"
Remember you'll be a hero after killing a million people! and dont forget to give system a 5 start review at system store!
the system will give u quest and equipment so that u can become a hero smoothly
WORLD: FATE
SKILLS
KNIFE: a normal kitchen knife"goodluck user!"
Remember you'll be a hero after killing a million people! and dont forget to give system a 5 start review at system store!
Jailbreak571
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[Cid Kagenoh's sh*t tone of luck!]
Skill description: You have been bestowed a skill that can make the world go roll out of your whims. Loses effect when you realised it's bullish*t.
World: whatever you f*king want.
Skills
Insane bullish*ts: everything you say will be true. Side effect: it will lose effect when you realise your bullish*ts were true.
Mob fu: A skill that is actually useful. You have been bestowed 44 mob fu techniques that you can use in your everyday life. Side effect: you have to be miserable to use it.
The eminence of the shadow: you can always turn into dark mode.
Edgy lines: Every time you speak in the TETS mode you will always speak edgy lines.
Plot armour: Do I even have to explain this?
Cool post:
traits
[Mob]
[Mob fu diary]
[Morbin time]
[Harem without knowing it]
[Hinding powers]
[Ignorance]
Some descriptions you will likely skip
[Cid Kagenoh's sh*t tone of luck!]
Skill description: You have been bestowed a skill that can make the world go roll out of your whims. Loses effect when you realised it's bullish*t.
World: whatever you f*king want.
Skills
Insane bullish*ts: everything you say will be true. Side effect: it will lose effect when you realise your bullish*ts were true.
Mob fu: A skill that is actually useful. You have been bestowed 44 mob fu techniques that you can use in your everyday life. Side effect: you have to be miserable to use it.
The eminence of the shadow: you can always turn into dark mode.
Edgy lines: Every time you speak in the TETS mode you will always speak edgy lines.
Plot armour: Do I even have to explain this?
Cool post:
traits
[Mob]
[Mob fu diary]
[Morbin time]
[Harem without knowing it]
[Hinding powers]
[Ignorance]
Some descriptions you will likely skip
- The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy walls He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks.
- The Hog Rider (person) is a bare-chested dark-skinned man holding a hammer. He has a Mohawk, wears a brown leather loincloth, a red belt, and a pair of leather sandals, as well as two large golden wristbands and a gold earring.
- His ride is a large hog, about half his height. It has a brown leather bridle looped around its tusks, which in turn is held by the Hog Rider.
- Hog Riders prioritize defensive structures above all other targets, and will bypass all other types of enemy buildings and troops while any defenses remain on the battlefield. This is true even if they are under attack by enemy Clan castle troops, heroes or Skeleton trap or skeletons. Note that like all troops that prioritize defenses, Hog Riders do not consider the Clan Castle to be a defense regardless of whether or not it contains enemy troops, but do consider the defending Grand warden and the activated Town hall weapon (if any) to be defensive buildings.
Once all defenses are destroyed, Hog Riders become like any other troop with no preferred target; they will attack the nearest building to them regardless of type, and will turn and attack enemy units if they become aware of any nearby.
RepresentingCaution
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I'm not going to fill out the entire form, but I'm going to say that breastfeeding is an essential skill in a world ravaged by disease and supply chain issues:
www.healthline.com
The thing is that breastfeeding is difficult. It's easy for other mammals, but human breasts are also decorative objects used to attract mates, much like a peacock's feathers. If humans didn't live in groups so they could show each other how to do it, we would have died out long ago.
The skill of breastfeeding was once passed through the generations, but then formula companies broke the cycle for many families. My maternal grandmother died long before I was born, and lactation consultants weren't common yet, so my mother never figured out how to get a proper latch, and I was a pound under my birth weight by one month. Instead of helping her figure out the problem, the pediatrician said my mom wasn't making enough milk and told her to put me on formula. She started expressing manually, so I still got some milk even with the formula, but that only lasted four months. Today, the WHO says to breastfeed for two years or longer, and we can tell by looking at our closest evolutionary cousins that five years is ideal for our species.
My mom didn't realize there was a latch issue until she read this book I gave her:
11 Benefits of Breastfeeding for Both Mom and Baby
Breastfeeding has many serious benefits for both babies and their mothers. Let's see how it protects against illness and disease.
www.healthline.com
The thing is that breastfeeding is difficult. It's easy for other mammals, but human breasts are also decorative objects used to attract mates, much like a peacock's feathers. If humans didn't live in groups so they could show each other how to do it, we would have died out long ago.
The skill of breastfeeding was once passed through the generations, but then formula companies broke the cycle for many families. My maternal grandmother died long before I was born, and lactation consultants weren't common yet, so my mother never figured out how to get a proper latch, and I was a pound under my birth weight by one month. Instead of helping her figure out the problem, the pediatrician said my mom wasn't making enough milk and told her to put me on formula. She started expressing manually, so I still got some milk even with the formula, but that only lasted four months. Today, the WHO says to breastfeed for two years or longer, and we can tell by looking at our closest evolutionary cousins that five years is ideal for our species.
My mom didn't realize there was a latch issue until she read this book I gave her: