Make a sight gag bookself

[Agentt]

You have to create a bookshelf filled with gag titles.
These can include clickbait stuff like, "The Jewish Japanese sex cookbook and how to raise wolves"

They can include ironic stuff like, "Understanding Scientology"


What would ya put? My vote goes to, "My entire life history: All my secrets in one place(fiction)"

 

[Tyranomaster]

"This is the Book that Opens the Secret Door" Volumes 1- 999.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I'd rather have a bookshelf with actual and good books thank you

 

[BouncyCactus]

"Myth and Legend: Living Stories, How They Evolve, and Why FATE is as Canon to the Arthurian Legends as Lancelot's Presence" or "How Fanfic become Canon"

"Wu kong's Offical Records as the Heavenly's Stablemaster"

 

[Plantorsomething]

You have to create a bookshelf filled with gag titles.
These can include clickbait stuff like, "The Jewish Japanese sex cookbook and how to raise wolves"

They can include ironic stuff like, "Understanding Scientology"


What would ya put?

The Plot Relevant Book That Explains The Lore.
The Book The Smart Kid Is Always Reading
Secret Weaknesses Forgotten To Time; Unforgotten Edition
The Book With Literally Every Spell
This Book Does Not Contain An Evil Entity
This Book Contains An Evil Entity
What The Fuck Are You Reading The Titles For, Stupid Reader
Generic Book #58
Fake Book #236: Place Backwards On Shelf To Look Smart

 

[TASTYLEADPAINT]

A 10 step guide to better mental health. Book 1 0f 300

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You have to create a bookshelf filled with gag titles.
These can include clickbait stuff like, "The Jewish Japanese sex cookbook and how to raise wolves"

They can include ironic stuff like, "Understanding Scientology"


What would ya put?

"How to Cook Those Monkeys Throwing Poo At You"
"You and Me: The Difference Between Dumb and Smart"
"Making an Army of Cursed Puppets for Dummies"
"Lobotomy of the Self"
"Taking Back Torture From BDSM Lovers-For the Monsters of the World"
"Death to Puppets" by Controps
"Shattering the Mind - a Comprehensive Guide"
"Let's Be Best FRIENDS" by the Stars
"I Gouged Out My Eyes and Tossed Them Into the Skies and Now I am Living My Best Life with the Stars; It is So Fun and Who Knew They Were So COLORFUL"
"You"-Volume 1
"Have"-Volume 2
"No"-Volume 3
"Hope"-Volume 4
"There"-Volume 5
"Is"-Volume 6
"Only"-Volume 7
"Bye-Bye"-Volume 9

 

[LunaSoltaer]

"How to Cook Those Monkeys Throwing Poo At You"
"You and Me: The Difference Between Dumb and Smart"
"Making an Army of Cursed Puppets for Dummies"
"Lobotomy of the Self"
"Taking Back Torture From BDSM Lovers-For the Monsters of the World"
"Death to Puppets" by Controps
"Shattering the Mind - a Comprehensive Guide"
"Let's Be Best FRIENDS" by the Stars
"I Gouged Out My Eyes and Tossed Them Into the Skies and Now I am Living My Best Life with the Stars; It is So Fun and Who Knew They Were So COLORFUL"
"You"-Volume 1
"Have"-Volume 2
"No"-Volume 3
"Hope"-Volume 4
"There"-Volume 5
"Is"-Volume 6
"Only"-Volume 7
"Bye-Bye"-Volume 9

Did you seriously burn Volume 8?

Also "How to Literally Kill Someone with Kindness"

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

The Plot Relevant Book That Explains The Lore.
The Book The Smart Kid Is Always Reading
Secret Weaknesses Forgotten To Time; Unforgotten Edition
The Book With Literally Every Spell
This Book Does Not Contain An Evil Entity
This Book Contains An Evil Entity
What The Fuck Are You Reading The Titles For, Stupid Reader
Generic Book #58
Fake Book #236: Place Backwards On Shelf To Look Smart

The first one is definitely for bad writers.
The book is porn with a calculus fetish.
OH! I LOVE THIS ONE!
Definitely going for the one containing an evil entity. At least that one is more honest than the one saying it doesn't contain an entity. I don't trust it. Hmph!
Because I want to, stupid.
You're generic.
Will do! Must follow instructions of course!

Did you seriously burn Volume 8?

Also "How to Literally Kill Someone with Kindness"

@LunaSoltaer Someone took it...

 

[georgelee5786]

The Story of Agentt's Left Nostril's Weiner.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@LunaSoltaer Rumors say that a page of that book is inserted to every depressed person’s head. You may have one in your head…
~Who knows~

 

[LunaSoltaer]

@LunaSoltaer Rumors say that a page of that book is inserted to every depressed person’s head. You may have one in your head…
~Who knows~

Is that why I can reach out and punch people with dysphoria? :O