Magical Experiences

TheMonotonePuppet

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Getting oral for the first time is definitely a magical... wait... wrong thread.
Well... *clasps hands together and looks at the sky askance*
'Why? Why me, cruel world?'
I guess that counts... *looks off to the side with a dead stare*
'And the thread had been so wholesome... *inwardly cries*'
Only counts if you've actually received it though! *suspicious glare*
 

NotaNuffian

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I performed a couple of times, both in school and in tournament.

I suck.

So I always hated going up on stage.

But I do enjoy others jumping up and down, hooting like monkeys on stage though.

Getting oral for the first time is definitely a magical... wait... wrong thread.
It would be magical, wouldn't it?

Or is it overhyped like first sex?

Also, getting a pro for first time is better becauss teeth to cock is no go.
Well... *clasps hands together and looks at the sky askance*
'Why? Why me, cruel world?'
I guess that counts... *looks off to the side with a dead stare*
'And the thread had been so wholesome... *inwardly cries*'
Only counts if you've actually received it though! *suspicious glare*
Because horny bastards exist in this plane.

Sorry about that, I am one of them.
 

2wordsperminute

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I don't get that feeling often anymore. But I will say, my first pokemon game was a magical experience. It's just sad realizing that pokemon never changed, I did (yeah, yeah, cliche or whatever, but I stand by it).
 

Sergeandgreen

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I performed a couple of times, both in school and in tournament.

I suck.

So I always hated going up on stage.

But I do enjoy others jumping up and down, hooting like monkeys on stage though.
I read that in this
Getting oral for the first time is definitely a magical
context. Maybe its a sign that it's late and i should go to bed.

Also, getting a pro for first time is better becauss teeth to cock is no go.
Well, having a "pro" is always "better". Otherwise they wouldn't be "pros". At least not in the sense of the definition. If you mean prostitutes, i would say that while they definitely would have the experience, sex is more than just the the bodily part. Or at least, sex combined with the right emotions is much better. And if you have a long term partner, you can guide them to do it like you like it. And vice versa. Thats something you won't have with a "pro".

Getting oral for the first time is definitely a magical... wait... wrong thread.
It would be magical, wouldn't it?
First BJ is better because you don't need to know what you do. You can just enjoy it. I think receiving oral for the first time is for women also more comfortable than the first time sex but i guess you would have to ask a woman to be sure. And i bet they all would tell you something different. Generally I would say, the first time sex, especially when both partners are virgins, is bound to not be too great. (There are exceptions to everything.) Usually both pressure themselves too much or are to nervous to really enjoy it.
 

CharlesEBrown

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I performed a couple of times, both in school and in tournament.

I suck.

So I always hated going up on stage.
The experience is different for different people. My mother always describes it as "I was nervous until the curtain came up, but then it was not me on that stage but [character she was playing]"
While for me it was always "This is my character; this is what he is supposed to say/do/feel. I have to keep that in mind. Ah that was my cue time to play this character out and set up the next cue." - I suspect I'm more of a director than an actor.
It would be magical, wouldn't it?

Or is it overhyped like first sex?

Also, getting a pro for first time is better becauss teeth to cock is no go.
Honestly never enjoyed getting oral myself, but sometimes it really is better to give than to receive...
 

RepresentingCaution

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*doesn’t recognize medication*
*looks up Pitocin*
A synthetic oxytocin? At first I thought “isn’t Oxytocin the feel-good chemical?” But I looked further and it turns out Pitocin is normally used for inducing contractions. Ay yai yai, the multiple effects each and every hormone has are so freakin’ varied!

But it looks like it can cause a lot of complications too. Hope that didn’t leave you with lasting damage! Scary…
It could have, and it certainly triggers a lot of emergency C-sections due to fetal distress from the hyperuterine contractions. Thankfully, I watched "The Business of Being Born" as part of my human development course, and I had my husband watch it while I was pregnant, so he knew what to look out for and noticed the numbers on the IV behind me going up without my consent. We took it down from a 9 to a 5, and everything went fine after that. I should mention that some people might actually need more Pitocin if they're going in for induced labor, but it seems I was coincidentally going into natural labor anyway, so I didn't need nearly as much as they were trying to give me. I complained to the doctor about it at my postpartum visit, and she said it's normal to go up to 20 or 30. It's important to listen to your body and really feel what's going on, so that's why I turned down the epidural and only took breaks from the pain with fentanyl. I wanted nitrous oxide, but that wasn't available to do Covid polices.
 

Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk

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Only time i am into musical or theater plays is by watching those anime's is this category, hopefully i get to attend one in this life.
 
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