Leave a message for future civilisation

[Agentt]

This is a question from my physics book, technically making this a homework thread, which is illegal according to terms of scribblehub, but meh~
When you get to a point, breaking rules is a regular Monday.

Anyhow, the question states that

1. All of humanity has been wiped out due to natural disasters.

2. You are the last human left, given the opportunity to leave a mesage which can cross any language or cultural barriers.

The message should be a single simple sentence.

3. Write a message for a) Aliens who will arrive on Earth, telling them what Humans were, and b) for the next civilization, advising them on how to advance their society.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

My message to said advanced society if they could read it: "You're a cunt for reading this." or "You're gonna fuck it up just like us."

 

[Deleted member 58005]

"Let it be known, that boobs are better than ass."

I'm fckin with you but for real,

I'd dig through history records and write down important events that happened in humanity's lifetime. It'll be up to the aliens to judge us.

 

[Agentt]

My message to said advanced society if they could read it: "You're a cunt for reading this." or "You're gonna fuck it up just like us."

Many Norse ruins do actually translate to stuff like, "I slept with your mother last week."

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Many Norse ruins do actually translate to stuff like, "I slept with your mother last week."

Yeah, stuff like "This is high." and "Bjorn was here."

 

[Irl_Rat]

Many Norse ruins do actually translate to stuff like, "I slept with your mother last week."

Recent historians studying ancient Egypt are suspecting that the Egyptians may have been shitposting with some hieroglyphic records. And let's not even get started on how much propaganda is in their actual documented history.

"Bjorn was here."

Some mf named Halfdan did that on the Hagia Sophia. Also good to know that you're also a catgirl now paul.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Red goez fasta.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Recent historians studying ancient Egypt are suspecting that the Egyptians may have been shitposting with some hieroglyphic records. And let's not even get started on how much propaganda is in their actual documented history.


Some mf named Halfdan did that on the Hagia Sophia. Also good to know that you're also a catgirl now paul.

I have joined with @Agentt just to mess with people.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

The next civilization, advising them on how to advance their society.

"Don't bother to reproduce."

 

[Deleted member 58005]

"Don't bother to reproduce."

What if they reproduce asexually though

 

[Draconite]

"Plz send nudes"

 

[Deleted member 58005]

"Plz send nudes"

I'll be getting me some alien sussy

 

[MyukiMruieast]

“Money is God”

 

[Agentt]

"Plz send nudes"

Draco, wear my pfp and join the Agentt group me, @Paul_Tromba @ABCGUY @CadmarLegend are in

 

[darkpikacha]

"I am going to eat your shoes with butter, when you are not watching with "

 

[AliceShiki]

@Ai-chan is your goddess~

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

This is a question from my physics book, technically making this a homework thread, which is illegal according to terms of scribblehub, but meh~
When you get to a point, breaking rules is a regular Monday.

Anyhow, the question states that

1. All of humanity has been wiped out due to natural disasters.

2. You are the last human left, given the opportunity to leave a mesage which can cross any language or cultural barriers.

The message should be a single simple sentence.

3. Write a message for a) Aliens who will arrive on Earth, telling them what Humans were, and b) for the next civilization, advising them on how to advance their society.

The ‘’’ caused our collapse

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

"Please hold as the beacon gives us your location."

 

[Cipiteca396]

a) We were looking to reach you about your extended warranty.

b) Losing is Fun. *or* It was inevitable.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

a) We were looking to reach you about your extended warranty.

b) Losing is Fun. *or* It was inevitable.

You have joined the slowly growing empire.